Nope. Never had hairy ankles. Plus I had Bo Duke blonde hair when I was a kid. I did try on some Nikes that aren't wide widths because they looked wider than usual and they fit perfectly. Size 15 so they look like clown shoes. And got some Jordan shorts that I liked.
We were in some cowboy boot store in Tahoe and my wife was drooling over some 500 dollar dark red boots with lace and roses or some shit on them. She looked at me and I nodded towards the cute cashier girl and said she'd have to bring her back with them. Just in the off chance you aren't sure, she didn't get them.
eqt ultraboost on sale for $68 on adidas.com https://slickdeals.net/f/10568048-a...ra-shoes-for-68-retail-160?page=6#commentsBox cop, my bros, cop hard.
I think the ones I got were the last ones that didn't have boost, or at least I got them on clearance for like 30 bucks after boost came out.