Any official word on Nurk's leg?

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Curious to know if anyone has heard or read an official update on Nurk
     
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    It was a non-displaced fibular fracture of the right leg.
     
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    According to OLive, just a bruise.
     
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    That is a bannable offense. :smiley-chainsaw:
     
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    Still attached... for now.
     
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    Which of the 3 were you referring to?
     
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    @dviss1 has dibs on the center one.
     
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    I'd assume Nurk does not have any words tatood on his legs. Just does seem like the type of guy to get leg tattoos...

    If someone wants to know officially - they can go find out themselves.
     
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    Ok now... You're taking the joke juuuust a bit too far. LOL. :D
     
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    But it was!
     
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    @PtldPlatypus said Nurk had the word "shorty" tatooed on his 3rd leg. When fully elongated it said:

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    Oh man, I LOL'd in my office!
     
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    You like that one?

    :lol:
     
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    Who wouldn't laugh at "Fish Sandwich w/Cheese"

    Seriously.
     
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    I was laughing at:
      • Slim Jim$5.99
     
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    I thought you were taking a shot at me with that one, but I let it go...
     
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    What did you "fix"?
     

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