The official random thread

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Mar 24 2007, 12:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Did you guys hear about the girl who masturbated with a broom, and her parent came in while she was doing it. And so she died because she jumped up with the broom in her so deep.Embarrassing to the max... must've been a sad funeral.</div>Damn, that's funked up... That seriously made me cringe...

 

I'm going to bed, I have to work 7 AM-6PM tomorrow...ugh

 

I ALMOST DUNKED ON 10 FEET!!!!I was using trampolone about 5 inches off the ground (So it's not very big) and I came within a couple of inches of dunking!!! I'm only 5'7" and 14! Wahoo!!!I also was shooting lights out baby!!!

 

I ran over a nail and blew out my tire coming back from WalMart....ugh...

 

Shrimp sounds good.Also a new banner

 

I have a crooked toe...if I ever can get pics up on the computer..Ill post it.

 

An ass toe, weird...interesting...BBW Freak Show

 

Lol EDITED!!!

 

I almost got asked to Junior Prom by some girl that was my friend's friend I didn't even know. It was funny.