Forum Game Caption Contest #4 VS Pelicans

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Oct 24, 2017.

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Which Caption is Best?

Poll closed Oct 26, 2017.
  1. Brow: If I fart hard enough maybe he'll miss. Dame:Dame Bruh whats that smell? Asik: OMG

    2 vote(s)
    40.0%
  2. Asik: "That's it...I've finally found it...the heavenly fart!" SIeepwalker

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. "Throw your hands in the air, like you just don't care...about defense." Sly

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    0.0%
  4. This is how you bloe air in his ear. Not from Fown there! andalusian

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Dame: Hey AD, demand a trade to my team, and when you do it, scream like this! trailblazer18

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Dame, we offer you this severed head as a peace offering. Please don't go Lillard Time. Sedatedfork

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Davis tries the "blow on your opponent when hes scorching you" defense. e_blazer

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
  8. Asik: Hey guys! I'm still in the league! I'm an NBA player guys! Prune

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
  9. Dame: This is how we do it. Denny

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Anthony Davis with his best Lance Stephenson impersonation. Shaboid

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Post a caption for the above picture before tip-off. Captions with the most likes will be placed into a poll to select the winner. You will receive 2 points for your caption, an extra point should it get placed in the poll, and 2 additional points should it win. That's 5 maximum points for each caption contest. There will be four bonus contests later in the season where you can bet the points you've acquired to try and win more. Good luck and welcome back!

    I will play along for fun.
     
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  2. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    This is how you blow air in his ear. Not from down there!
     
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  3. trailblazer18

    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    Dame: "Hey AD, demand a trade to my team, and when you do it, scream like this!"
     
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  4. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Dame, we offer you this severed head as a peace offering. Please don’t go Lillard Time.
     
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  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    "Throw your hands in the air, like you just don't care... about defense."
     
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  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Anthony Davis is caught in awe of Damian Lillard
     
  7. SIeepwalker

    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Guy bottom right: "That's it... I finally found it... The heavenly fart !"
     
  8. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Brow:
    If I fart hard enough, maybe he'll miss!!!
    Dame: Damn Bruh... What is that smell!?!?
    Asik: OMG I'm gonna puke...
     
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  9. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Davis tries the "blow on your opponent when he's scorching you" defense.
     
  10. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Asik- Hey guys! I'm still in the league! I'm an NBA player guys!
     
  11. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Dame: This is how we do it.
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    Anthony Davis with his best Lance Stephenson impersonation.
     
  13. rotary111

    rotary111 Well-Known Member

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    Dame "Hey AD, if I make this shot you have to come to Rip Cityyyyyyyyy!!"
     
  14. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    After eating beans all day, Davis realizes his great farting skills are a team bonus as he can defend two men at once.
     
  15. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    poll is up
     
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  16. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Oh, I just went from last to the top 10! I'm comin' for y'all!!!
     
  18. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    How does dviss1 win with this in a caption contest?

    "Brow: If I fart hard enough, maybe he'll miss!!!
    Dame: Damn Bruh... What is that smell!?!?
    Asik: OMG I'm gonna puke..."

    That's not a caption, it's a theatrical script.
     
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  19. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Don't hate the player! :D
     
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  20. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Hate? I didn't say that it's a shitty theatrical script.
     
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