Wade Baldwin signs two-way contract with Blazers

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  1. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    When are you going in for that micro-penis surgery?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    It's not micro-penis, I've just had it in your mom's mouth so long it did that swimming pool shrivel thing.
     
  3. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    You probably have Hep C. You should get some Harvoni quickly.
     
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  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    WOW! I believe you have gone to far with this one Sly. There is no room for that type of attack on here sir. Can't we just talk hoops on here?
     
  5. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Eh. I deserved that one.
     
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    Why would I need to clean the ice at a hockey game?
     
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    Huh? I was gentle, only pulled her hair towards the end.
     
  8. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    You do realize that my mom had a sex change and has a penis now, right?
     
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    Pillow soft lips are pillow soft lips.
     
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    I can just see Sly in one of those hilarious Hep C commercials where they're alone in the forest on a mountain.....
     
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