Forum Game Caption Contest #5 VS Clippers

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Oct 25, 2017.

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Which caption is best?

Poll closed Oct 31, 2017.

  1. Damian: "Kendal Jenner tastes like fruit loops." Prune

    2 vote(s)
    40.0%

  2. You put your hand up like this and make a vroom vroom noise and people think you are an airplane

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. I'm sorry you must be this tall to dunk on me. But I will give you a handjob instead. barfo

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. OUT OF MY WAY! I'M A FISH AND I SEE THE BEER VENDOR! Strenuus

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Lillard who crawled through a river shit and came out clean on the otherside,headed for the pacific

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%

  6. Once again Griffin is attempting to grab other peoples______. stampedehero

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Dame: "Ugh, Kendall Jenner gives better handjobs than you" SIeepwalker

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%

  8. I put my hand on your hip. when you dip, I dip, we dip! Dviss1

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Post a caption for the above picture before tipoff. You recieve 2 points for the caption, 1 additional point should it make the poll, and 2 more points should it win.
     
    Chris Craig, Oct 25, 2017
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    There is no right way or arm to stop Lillard!
     
    SlyPokerDog, Oct 25, 2017
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    "Damian Lillard... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Damian Lillard... headed for the Pacific."
     
    ripcityboy, Oct 25, 2017
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    Damian Lillard parts the Red (hair) Sea
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Damian: "Kendall Jenner tastes like fruitloops".
     
    theprunetang, Oct 25, 2017
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    You put your hand up like this and make vroom vroom noise and people think you are an airplane. Are you listening to me Damian? Damian?
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'm sorry, you must be this tall to dunk on me. But I will give you a hand job instead.

    barfo
     
    barfo, Oct 25, 2017
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    Blake: "Look to my distracting right hand, while I punch your nutz with my left."
     
    trailblazer18, Oct 26, 2017
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Dame: This defense is all-star game worthy
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Once again Griffin is attempting to grab another players"____________".
     
    stampedehero, Oct 26, 2017
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    >Chris Craig is a melon sculpting genius.
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Dame: "ugh, Kendall give better handjobs than you"
     
    SIeepwalker, Oct 26, 2017
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    Hey, Dame. Does this stance make my ass look big?
     
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    I put my hand up on your hip. When you dip, I dip, we dip!
     
    dviss1, Oct 26, 2017
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    How many times must that caption be used?
     
    Chris Craig, Oct 26, 2017
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    It does fit. :D
     
    dviss1, Oct 26, 2017
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    I dont brake for Blake! Puuullleeease!
     
    Orion Bailey, Oct 26, 2017
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    OUT OF MY WAY! I'M A FISH AND I SEE THE BEER VENDOR!
     
    Strenuus, Oct 26, 2017
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    Blake Griffin attempts low blow on Lillard, forgets Dame has balls of steel
     
    Chris Craig, Oct 26, 2017
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    I caught a fish! It was thiiiiiiis big!
     
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