Forum Game Caption Contest #9 VS Lakers

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Which Caption is Best?

Poll closed Nov 6, 2017.

  1. Stotts: "So Dame, down on this end of the courtis where we play what we call defense." trailblazer18

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%

  2. See that door over there? It's the lockeroom. If you don't want to play defense, go there. Stampede

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%

  3. "See that garbage can I'm pointing to, thats where our offense went." Sly

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%

  4. "You can just go right on into the locker room if you can't beat this Ball kid." kjironman1

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Olshey tried to get you some help, but this mess is what we're stuck with for now. e_blazer

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. "I want at least 5 contested 30 footers this game, Dame." SIeepwalker

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%

  7. Hey Dame, how do you stop a Lakers fan from beating his wife? Easy coach, dress her in boston colors

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Get out there and grab Ball's balls , we need a picture for the next caption contest! barfo

    2 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. Dame, you see over there...those are fans Damian. The fans. Do not lose to the Lakers... Prune

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Post a caption for the above picture before tip-off. Each caption will get 2 initial points, 1 extra point should it make the poll, and 2 additional points should it win. If you post more than one caption only the first will count towards your points, even if your other one(s) get more likes. Also please consider how long your caption is. I don't want to cramp your inventiveness, but longer captions may not fit completely in the poll.
     
    Chris Craig, Nov 2, 2017
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    "See that garbage can I'm pointing to, that's where our offense went."
     
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    "You can just go right on in the locker room if you can't beat this Ball kid."
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Olshey tried to get you some help, but this mess is what we're stuck with for now.
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    "I want at least 5 contested 30 footers this game, Dame"
     
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    Stotts: "So Dame, down on this end is where we play what we call defense."
     
    trailblazer18, Nov 2, 2017
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    See that door over there. It's the locker room. If you don't want to play Defense, go there.
     
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    Stotts: Hey Dame, how do you stop an Los Angeles Lakers fan from beating his wife?
    Dame: Easy coach, dress her in Boston Green and White!
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Get out there and grab Ball's balls, we need a picture for the next caption contest!

    barfo
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Stotts - Dame, you see over there?! Do you know what that is? Those are the fans Damian. The fans. Do not lose to the Lakers in front of those fans Damian!
     
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    Stotts: you see yhat chair over there. It has your name on it. Shoot another one of those 40footers I dare you.
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    We all WISH stotts would say that.
     
    SIeepwalker, Nov 2, 2017
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    Poll is up
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Quality caption right here !
     
    SIeepwalker, Nov 6, 2017
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    The old dude (perhaps Dick Bavota-sp) looks like he finally expelled gas.
     
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  16. Chris Craig

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    The winner of caption contest #9 is @barfo

    Updated Standings

    @barfo - 28

    @SIeepwalker - 27

    @theprunetang - 27

    @e_blazer - 2o

    @SlyPokerDog     - 19

    @dviss1 - 19

    @Sedatedfork - 17

    @trailblazer18 - 17

    @stampedehero - 16

    @Orion Bailey - 15

    @    ripcityboy - 12

    @andalusian - 12

    @Further     - 6

    @kjironman1 - 6

    @PtldPlatypus - 5

    @GriLtcheeZ - 5

    @Shaboid -5

    @bodyman5000 and 1 - 4

    @gatorpops - 4

    @rotary111 - 4

    @BoomChakaLaka     - 3

    @Sinobas - 3

    @rasheedfan2005 - 3

    @Strenuus - 3

    @Denny Crane - 3

    @SheedSoNasty     - 2

    @Mediocre Man - 2

    @BoBoBREWSKI     - 2

    @noknobs - 2

    @tlongII - 2

    @Darkwebs -2

    @BLAZINGGIANTS - 2

    @Jon - 2
     
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  17. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'd like to thank the Ball family, who made this all possible.

    barfo
     
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  18. Chris Craig

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    Not sure why @ripcityboy isn't tagging in the results.
     
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