As most of you know it's adopt a pet week and your local petsmart. Guess who was seen eyeballing the puppies? That's right, SPD! When questioned about his intentions he claimed to "just want to play" but he was later seen with his nose in a puppies ass! I hope it smelled like lollypops you sick fuck!
With every thing coming out I feel I have the courage to finally share this. I was sexually assaulted by sly. He humped my leg a few years back at the suite game, then again in both skybox games. Your going down mutt
I am following your brave lead and disclosing that SPD played with my balls, he says he was just looking for the squeaky noise but I still enjoyed it.