Notice So I uhhh, I have some sort of voodoo powers

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    It is a long story but apparently I can wish for bad things to happen to people and it will happen.

    I was watching some Today show stuff on Halloween and saw Matt Lauer dressed as Marilyn Monroe I think it was anyway.

    I'm watching this and I say to myself "please be the next Harvey Weinstein"

    See the news today?
     
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    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    Interesting...unfortunately, the way it looks now, you may be able to say that about a lot of people and it will come true. Maybe we can make a RipCityTwo pool and take bets who will get exposed.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'm trying to think of someone famous to jinx and test this. Hmmm
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Aim high. The pope.

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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Done.......

    Give it a month or two.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    There's a guy in office who needs your voodoo.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    My bet is Garrison Keillor!
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    He's got Mueller.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Besides he's already done all the things people are getting in trouble for so I don't think it will help.

    AND......

    Sometimes it backfires. I wished a co-worker would crash his car in front of another co-worker and he wrecked it a week later.

    Problem is that he didn't get hurt, got money from suing the other guy and found a newer better version of the same car for cheaper.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Wow.. I would never wish negativity on anyone. I literally had to check my mother yesterday for saying something along the lines of wanting someone to shoot Trump.

    I'm like Ma.... :ughno: :gtfo: :police:

    I had to do some Thai Chi to calm myself down.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    He's a fucking asshole. I had to listen to him screaming at his awesome kid who has muscular dystrophy.

    His son was amazing. He's working every day as his dad's helper and he's a little slow because he has a terrible genetic condition.

    So his asshole dad screaming at him all the time really pissed me off.
     
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    I can see that pissing me off too. Don't FUCK with disabled people. :mrt:

    Can't say I'd wish him dead tho.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I didn't wish him dead. We get cars that get smashed to hell that people walk away from the accident.

    If I'd wanted him dead I'd have wished he drove off the Hoover Dam bridge. You seen that thing?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Whenever we got to vote for employee of the month I'd vote for his son. I didn't lobby my coworkers but I should have.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    At home now. Can elaborate on what's happened.

    All of this has happened within the last two years. At the end I'm going to admit something that has been bothering me for a couple of months and why I've been trying to stop even thinking bad things.

    Oh and I rescind the Pope thing. Never actually thought that one when I typed it.

    I made fun of a wife's employee at a party. It was a harmless and hilarious Barbie joke because this girl is all about her looks. She complained on Facebook and my wife told me. I said "I hope something happens to her to make her stop being so shallow"

    2 weeks later she gets Bell's palsy and has a drooping face for a few weeks.


    Next, same girl's friend had been hired at my wife's company. She quits and throws my wife under the bus.

    I find out and having given the girl Bell's palsy...I concentrate and do a Bewitched nose jiggle and say "I hope terrible things happen to her"

    Within a few weeks, her dog dies unexpectedly and her son gets arrested for felony robbery. (I'm heartbroken about the dog)

    Fuck, I'm forgetting some but here's the one that has to be a coincidence but I'm gonna tell it anyway for the first time.

    People leave their cars for us to fix and leave the radio on their station.

    November 29th, I pulled a car in the shop and there was some horrible new country song on the radio. I pulled in and a young guy I work with was there. I asked him if he listened to stuff like that. He said no and I said "people that like that shit should die"

    That Sunday the wife and I rode our bikes to the M casino. We put 20 bucks in a dollar Wheel of Fortune.

    She hit something and we saw how much it was and it was 58 dollars total credits. I said "you almost tripled the money, cash out"

    We did. That weekend you all know the horror that hit Las Vegas. 58 people, that's some Jim Carrey movie Number 23 shit.

    All of this is honest to God truth. I'm seriously wanting a cat scan to look for tumors
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Eric Milligan?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    No no no
    Mean
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    And then post pics of the adventure?
     
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    Damn man. Why you hate country?
     

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