Forum Game Caption Contest # 23 VS Pelicans

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Dec 1, 2017.

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Which caption is best?

Poll closed Dec 5, 2017.
  1. Breaking News: Demarcus Cousins is the next Star to get accused of sexual assault.

    14.3%
  2. I don't know what more you want, Nurk. I am literally bending over backwards for you.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. The limbo technique from Cousins fails again.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Nurk forcefield powers...ACTIVATE!!!

    42.9%
  5. Cousins has entered the Nurkmatrix

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Hey mom, watch this flop!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Flopping contest!!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. And the Academy Award for best actor, flop edition, goes to...

    28.6%
  9. With his amazing martial arts skills Nurk wastes his opponent with a finger tap to the skull

    14.3%
  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Post a caption for the above picture before tip-off (because I am late getting the contest up it will be open till the end of the game) The captions with the most likes will get placed into a poll to select the winner. Each caption is worth an initial 2 points, an additional point should it make the poll and 2 more should it win. Only your first caption will count, even if additional captions you post get more likes. Feel free to post additional captions for fun. Please consider the length of your captions. Longer captions may not fit completely in the poll, and may be slimmed down, with consideration to the message your caption conveys. If you have questions or problems regarding your points or this contest feel free to pm me.
     
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  2. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Breaking News: Demarcus Cousins is the next star to be accused of sexual assault.
     
  3. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Cousin teaches Nurkic how to flop for reals
     
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  4. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I don't know what more you want, Nurk. I'm literally bending over backwards for you.

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  5. trailblazer18

    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    "Cousins has entered the Nurkmatrix."
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    I ain't catchin' no Nurk fever...sheeeiiiit! That was one nasty fart!
     
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    The limbo technique from Cousins fails again!
     
  8. RickyJoe

    RickyJoe Coug alumni on chess team

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    Hey mom, watch this flop!
     
  9. Optimistic Bob

    Optimistic Bob Active Member

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    Nurk forcefield powers ...... ACTIVATE !!!
     
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  10. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The power of Nurk compells you
     
  11. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    "On a slow news day, we take you to Portland, Oregon, where former NCAA player, Lamar Hurd takes in a random basketball game".
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Flopping contest !!
     
  13. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    And the Academy Award for best supporting actor, flop edition, goes to....
     
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    Hipster
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    With his amazing martial arts skills, Nurk wastes the opposition with a finger tap to the skull.
     
  16. Chris Craig

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    Nurk demonstrates den mak
     
  17. Chris Craig

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  18. Chris Craig

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    Poll is up
     
  19. Chris Craig

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