Top 100 Facts(list):http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck :rock:Here Chuck recites a few of them of Best Dam Sports Show(video):http://www.guzer.com/videos/chuck_norris_facts.phpChuck Norris is my hero!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GArenas @ Mar 27 2007, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Meh, saw this a year ago. Wasnt funny after the 1000th time.</div>Boo! :thumbdn1:<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris</div> :HAHAHA:
Chuck Norris was originally casted as the main character in 24...but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the word in 12 mins 36 secs...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (STAT @ Mar 27 2007, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris was originally casted as the main character in 24...but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the word in 12 mins 36 secs...</div>
LOL I heard most of them but theres so many on that site. I lol'ed for quite a few. I got your back LF, this is is halarious
It's time to stop with the Chuck Norris crap....he's a bad actor that was on a stupid Texas Walker show, and the guy pimps exercise machines....
When you get cancer BCB, I hope you come running to Chuck Norris' tears because they hold the cure.Oh wait - too bad he never cries.BURRNDid anyone see Lone Wolf McQuade? :HAHAHA: Best movie ever.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>It's time to stop with the Chuck Norris crap....he's a bad actor that was on a stupid Texas Walker show, and the guy pimps exercise machines....</div> How dare you diss Chuck Norris. He's a legend.
Better yet Rok, how dare he disses the show Walker Texas Ranger! That show was my favorite ever as a kid with Chuck and the black dude!
One day, people will get over Chuck Norris jokes. It sucks cause today I actually heard that dumb one about him loosing his virginity before his dad. I was on a streak of not hearing his jokes
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.</div>:HAHAHA:
