This movie needs to be re-edited and have scenes added that would make us care about the characters. It's so formulaic and predictable. I know I've become cynical when it comes to movies but damn...this one feels like a cast of a TV show getting back together and reuniting to do a TV movie/new series...only to ruin all the good from the series.
Id now like to thank denny crane who allows us to post on s2 and also pays us er um, values, our opinions...
Also, they seemed to place random animals and robots for the sole purpose of selling them. Like the Black Evil BB8. I thought that would be good but it was completely fucking useless. thought there was gonna be a black r2D2 as well
What a shitty way for Luke to go...a farsighted plot that does nothing but kill off two main characters but at least Rey and Kylo are better at using lightsabers right. I like the idea though that Rey and Kylo are the reincarnations of the boy and girl from the force origins story...they touched the tree and transformed with the force only to return as rey and Kylo. But maybe, the twist will be Kylo is the reincarnation of the girl and rey, of the boy
Filming the casino in close angle was such a shitty move. Compare it to the cantina where you see the room and get a sense for Luke’s mystification at what he’s seeing, you get a sense of what it’s like in there... Not a sense of what it’s like being a camera on a fucking track wire. I took so many exceptions to this movie. It was entertaining, but it definitely was not good. I honestly like episodes 1, 2, and 3 more!
The thing that chaps my ass is JJ gave a very easy route to Johnson for this movie... all he had to do was explain Snoke, Luke's absence, and Rey/Ren further training... with rebel/first order clashes in between. And he shit all over it.
She was terminally sick from space exposure, they tried to transplant a Wookiee heart, but she caught sepsis.
Snoke is super fucking powerful, can read Rey’s mind and get everything from her. But can’t sense that Kylo is turning the lightsaber next to him? “Oh fuck we don’t know who this guy is and they all want to know, how can we kill him?” “Well let’s have Kylo put his hand behind his back and turn the lightsaber, if it’s behind his back Snoke can’t see it. That should be enough to fool the idiots” HE FUCKING MANIPULATED BOTH OF THEIR MINDS TO CONNECT THEM THROUGH THR FORCE, AND HE COULDNT TELL WHAT KYLO WAS DOING!?!?!?!?!
Episode 10 starts with some fat middle aged guy on the shitter with a laptop on his lap. His mom barges in and says “Jimmy I told you your Star Wars story is trash, stop writing it and go buy me a pack of lucky’s”. Someone show me a gif of Mickey Mouse riding a tauntaun into the sarlacc with a bag of money in each hand.
Totally agree. It was all there ripe for the taking and it's like they decided to go head first into the over the top fan fiction style.
Saw it last night. I thought the editing was super weird. Such a slow starter. It didn’t seem like a finished movie. More of a rough draft.
Its like it was edited with 14 year old boys in mind. Their short attention spans, lack of attention to detail and need to just see big shiny exploding things is exactly how this movie comes across. The only thing lacking was women barely wearing clothing (they have ROTJ for that).
