OT Pizza Guy fired for Joke

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/pizza-hut-customer-asked-joke-085949574.html

    A customer ordering pizza from Pizza Hut asked for a special favor. For them to write a joke inside the pizza box. The joke was supposed to be for her 12 and 15 year old kids. Apparently, the pizza guy didn't get that part of the memo.

    When she opened the pizza she was suprised to find the following joke:

    What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynocologist have in common.

    They both get to smell it but never eat it.

    The customer called and complained about the joke, and the delivery guy was fired.
     
    Chris Craig, Dec 19, 2017
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    and on a related note: the Knicks now have an opening for an advance scout.
     
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    Wrongful termination
     
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    what's wrong with kids learning to spell gynecologist?
     
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    I thought this was a thread about MM’s insider!
     
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    You want to smell MM's insider?!?
     
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    Lmfao good lad
     
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    He'd have to catch him when MM's insider
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I saw this story on the news the other day....they wouldn't say the punch line. Hadn't heard it before for some reason.

    Good joke
     
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    The ironic part is that the joke was written in the box
     
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    No, the ironic part is that the pizza guy is in med school to become a gynecologist.
     
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    Step One, you put a joke in a box...
    Step Two, you make her open the box...
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I hear it smells like updog...
     
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    The joke is "updock"
     
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    actually it's doc
    bugs.jpg
     
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    This joke is older that Sly.... and that's old.
     
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    It's too bad that Sly lost his job.
     
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    They ask him to do something special then get him fired. Women...
     
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    There goes one credible source for this board. :(
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    So if she didn't want the person fired..... why would she go to the news about it?

    Why is it the first instinct of so many of these moms to go to the media?

    I AM OFFENDED! I MUST NOTIFY THE PRESS!

    How is this national news!?!
     
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