OT Pizza Guy fired for Joke

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/pizza-hut-customer-asked-joke-085949574.html

    A customer ordering pizza from Pizza Hut asked for a special favor. For them to write a joke inside the pizza box. The joke was supposed to be for her 12 and 15 year old kids. Apparently, the pizza guy didn't get that part of the memo.

    When she opened the pizza she was suprised to find the following joke:

    What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynocologist have in common.

    They both get to smell it but never eat it.

    The customer called and complained about the joke, and the delivery guy was fired.
     
  2. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    and on a related note: the Knicks now have an opening for an advance scout.
     
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  3. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Wrongful termination
     
  4. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    what's wrong with kids learning to spell gynecologist?
     
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  5. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I thought this was a thread about MM’s insider!
     
  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    You want to smell MM's insider?!?
     
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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  8. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    He'd have to catch him when MM's insider
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I saw this story on the news the other day....they wouldn't say the punch line. Hadn't heard it before for some reason.

    Good joke
     
  10. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    The ironic part is that the joke was written in the box
     
  11. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    No, the ironic part is that the pizza guy is in med school to become a gynecologist.
     
  12. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Step One, you put a joke in a box...
    Step Two, you make her open the box...
     
  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I hear it smells like updog...
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The joke is "updock"
     
  15. riverman

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    actually it's doc
    bugs.jpg
     
  16. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    This joke is older that Sly.... and that's old.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    It's too bad that Sly lost his job.
     
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    They ask him to do something special then get him fired. Women...
     
  19. Strenuus

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    There goes one credible source for this board. :(
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    So if she didn't want the person fired..... why would she go to the news about it?

    Why is it the first instinct of so many of these moms to go to the media?

    I AM OFFENDED! I MUST NOTIFY THE PRESS!

    How is this national news!?!
     

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