<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tHe_pEsTiLeNcE @ Mar 31 2007, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the allegory would have been better had the man been a random sikh running down the street without a knife in his hand, but with a ceremonial dagger in his belt. The southerner would shoot him because he'd think that it was a muslim running to stab him. The Repub would do the same. The dem would think for a few seconds and, lo and behold, it would turn out that it was just a guy running to a taxi</div>But did he locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the dagger, and charges at you?
I dont care if it's a white person coming at me with a knife.it's f*cking human instinct to just fight back if someone is trying to kill u idc about thier race...jeez, to even think this is funny is just stupid god.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Captain @ Mar 31 2007, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>But did he locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the dagger, and charges at you?</div>no, that's the point, he doesn't.Iraq is the metaphorical Sikh dude, they might have been up to no good (and the were) but did nothing to us and were at no point a threat to us.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tHe_pEsTiLeNcE @ Mar 31 2007, 03:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>no, that's the point, he doesn't.Iraq is the metaphorical Sikh dude, they might have been up to no good (and the were) but did nothing to us and were at no point a threat to us.</div>Then NO ONE would shoot him if he isn't threatening you.
If I was an expert shot I would just shoot the knife out of his hand then deliver him a Critical Beatdown
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Captain @ Mar 31 2007, 02:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Then NO ONE would shoot him if he isn't threatening you.</div>wow, you clearly have no ability to see past the initial humorless joke to the metaphor within
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tHe_pEsTiLeNcE @ Mar 31 2007, 01:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the allegory would have been better had the man been a random sikh running down the street without a knife in his hand, but with a ceremonial dagger in his belt. The southerner would shoot him because he'd think that it was a muslim running to stab him. The Repub would do the same. The dem would think for a few seconds and, lo and behold, it would turn out that it was just a guy running to a taxi</div>You should watch Crash.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheCrane @ Mar 31 2007, 05:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If I was an expert shot I would just shoot the knife out of his hand then deliver him a Critical Beatdown</div>Thats nearly impossible to do. it can be done in controled situations, but to draw, raise, and fire on target is very hard. the best thing to do is to draw and fire at his legs, if he can't walk he can't charge. if he is still comming at you than shoot him because he's obviously going to hurt you.Also, most of you are talking this way out of context. This is a joke first told by either Tom Selek, or Charleston Heston to piss off Rosie O'Donnell after she freaked out on Selek on her show. It makes fun of these passifist who hate guns, while trying to show that guns aren't this absolute sin the anti-gun libs think they are.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (redneck @ Mar 31 2007, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Thats nearly impossible to do. it can be done in controled situations, but to draw, raise, and fire on target is very hard. the best thing to do is to draw and fire at his legs, if he can't walk he can't charge. if he is still comming at you than shoot him because he's obviously going to hurt you.Also, most of you are talking this way out of context. This is a joke first told by either Tom Selek, or Charleston Heston to piss off Rosie O'Donnell after she freaked out on Selek on her show. It makes fun of these passifist who hate guns, while trying to show that guns aren't this absolute sin the anti-gun libs think they are.</div>I was joking...I know it's impossible
lol, redneck takes things so literal haha...well, if anything was truely found out from this thread:1. The Captain's jokes suck.2. Redneck naturally gives info about shooting
