'Damn, This Game Is Long': The Dos and Don'ts of Life on an NBA Bench

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Take Ed Davis' predicament. At 28, he's the Portland Trail Blazers' second-oldest player. Unlike most of his peers, Davis always preferred the seat closest to the assistant coaches.

    "You can discuss coverages, things like that," Davis says.

    There's only one problem: Damian Lillard, the Blazers' franchise point guard, prefers that seat, too. He's a year younger than Davis and played two fewer NBA seasons. Yet Davis understands what's required of him when he's on the bench and Lillard comes out of the game.

    "I slide over," he said.


    Situations like those are exactly why Portland rookie Jake Layman dedicates so much thought to his seat selection each time the team gathers during a game stoppage. For one, he doesn't want to wind up like Davis and get displaced. More importantly, though, he makes a point of trying to avoid the seats adjacent to Blazers forward Noah Vonleh.

    "You want to stay clear of the super-sweaty guys," Layman says. "Noah's one of them."

    Layman isn't alone in this thinking. Most players try to steer clear of larger teammates and their sweaty, long limbs. Big men also take up more room in what's already a tight setup. Chairs are only between 18 and 19.5 inches wide, despite the fact they're propping up some of the world's tallest men.

    "Some guys like to be all wide and s--t, but you let them know, 'Hey, I need space,'" Davis says.

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    Read about other teams here - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ong-the-dos-and-donts-of-life-on-an-nba-bench
     
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    Trying to picture Shaq sitting in a 18” space.
     
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    That article's a real kneeknocker!
     
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    I think Davis is pretty smart sitting there cuz Dame is in the game most of the time. That means big Ed is getting quality minutes of coach speak and listen
     
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    So NBA players are manspreaders?

    Holy shit we're getting a boycott if the women find out.
     
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    This is probably what Lillard was discussing with Paul.

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    The Deep State of the Bench?
     
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    I work for KOHLER Walk-In Baths. Our seat in our WIB is 21.5" wide.

    We do that for old, immobile people. If they can give Phil a special seat all the seats should be special...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Sexual harassment in the workplace. When will it end?
     
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    I woulda punched Blake in his FUCKING SACK 50x if he did that shit to me... :smiley-violence:

    Right in front of God and everybody to see. I mighta kicked him afterward... MF....

    Then I woulda looked at Chris Paul and asked him WTF he was laughing at... :argument:
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Contract or jail?

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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I ain't gonna lie. That shit makes me angry AF when I see it. Blake Griffin is a POS and his injured ass should NEVER wear a Blazer uniform...
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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