The Blazer Rap

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  1. Orion Bailey

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    I cant wait for the season to start
    Until then, I sit here with a constant verbal fart.
    Spreading a lame game, tainting my own name
    In waiting for the main game.. The one led by Dame
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Looks like Orion's getting antsy
    Throwing down ryhmes like a pansy
    He needs to step up that lame game
    No blame, just respect all the same
    I know your rapping to stay sane
    Your words have been better still
    Slipping on a banana peel
    Brain matter spill in isle three
    I'll have to throw some lines down
    Show you how it should be

    Look at riverman spitting some verbiage
    He's been round the block
    Old man's got some courage
    His rhymes I've no need to dissect
    Got nothing but mad respect
    Nothing left but to encourage

    Prunetang bringing his A game
    Rapping bout Ezeli
    If anything it's too tame
    But I agree with you really
    Uncle Festus is a beast
    He'll block your ass to ceiling
    We'll be the champ soon that's my feeling
    I guess we'll see soon enough
    I hope his knees had enough healing

    The Blazers are round the corner
    All the boys back
    ready to play all four quarters
    We added Turner and Festus
    Shit i can't wait no more this is torture
    They want to underestimate us
    They can lay with rest of em
    Cause we the best of em
     
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    Bumpety Bumpo Bump, time to get some new beats up in this dump
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The Blazers are at a crossroad
    Got some tough decisions ahead
    Who should we unload
    All this talk bout moving CJ
    Talk is all it is let the man play
    Dropping fitty in the RG
    Whether at the rim or from the long 3
    Theres no denying
    No need for implying
    Hes got red and Black running through his veins
    Has the fans on their feet asking for more rain
    Some say we gotta trade Phys Ed
    I think they gotta bump on their head
    Davis is the Blazers heart
    Trade him and the mechanism falls apart
    He does the dirty work
    Like Norm Macdonald
    Planting hookers in the trunks of cadalillacs
    Knocking opponents around so hard
    They think they getting cataracts
    And if you think we should trade Bazz
    For a pick or another player
    Your just a hater
    You don't see how he makes it easy breezy
    Now that you think about it
    he's not so expendable is he?
    You think your clever with your trade scenarios
    I'll just have to make it clear
    Turn up your stereo
    If you can't here
    Our only hope is if Neil
    can move Turner and Meyers
    But, selling those lead contracts
    Is like pulling teeth with plyers
    Without local anesthesia
    Otherwise its see ya wouldnt wanna be ya
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The way you act in your Blazer rap
    Is a truly confounding thing
    Man, standing pat ain't where it's at
    That ain't gonna win a ring
    Yeah the team's all right a lot of nights
    If the jumpshots are falling
    But when things get tight in the heat of the fight
    It's just Dame and CJ balling
    Though you hate that it's so, deep down you know
    There's truth in what I'm saying
    Now check out the rolls--someone young's gotta go
    Look at what we're paying!
    Look at the team, it's clear to be seen
    We'll have to suffer the sting
    Survey the scene, you'll see what I mean
    Gotta deal for some help on the wing.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Deadline is coming, trade checker's humming
    But nobody knows if the guy that is running
    this team will be active, if deals will be massive.
    Seems everyone thinks our GM gon' be passive.
    Clear now is the time that he ought to cut salary--
    is Harkless on the way out? He's gotta be!
    Too many millstones on the team that PA owns
    Maybe Neil should consult @hoopsjock and @BonesJones.
    Their proposals are sick; combining contracts and picks
    to reshape a roster that can't seem to click.
    Stuck on a treadmill, don't know if Olshey will
    Scrounge up the balls it takes to make a big deal
    To swing for the fences, to try to convince us
    That he's got a plan to make them contenders
    Can't be wasting this time with Dame in his prime
    Putting this crap around him just feels like a crime
    So we wait for today and pray Woj will say
    That somehow Olshey traded Meyers away.
    Can he make that big trade and not end up played?
    His history has me thinking, "Not Swayed".
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    It's NBA trade day
    Lillard throwin' out a mayday
    For Neil to bring some help
    He needs to get his ass off of yelp
    Get on the phone with some Gms
    Seal a deal by the pm
    Get rid of Turner, Meyers and Harkless
    Come on Neil don't be heartless
    But those contracts got bricks tied to em
    Sinkin' in the water to the bottom
    All sellers and no buyers
    Have to throw out a 1st despite the deniers
    Do it Neil or your ass about to be fired
     
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