Forum Game What Player Acquisition would make you Quit being a Blazers Fan?

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  1. The Professional Fan

    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    noknobs Well-Known Member

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    Westbrook. I can barely look at his face without wanting to punch it repeatedly.

    Oh yeah and Lonzo Ball just because of his dad.
     
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  3. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I don't think I could watch Blazers games if we had Westbrick. Thank god that will never happen.
     
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    Road Ratt King of my own little world

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    Nobody, but for the sake of the game. LeBron James and Stephen Curry would put a damper on my enthusiasm for the team.
     
  5. Darkwebs

    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm a fan of the team first and foremost. It's the name on the front of the jersey that really matters to me, and not so much the name on the back.

    So I can't think of anyone who would make me quit being a Blazers fan. Except maybe a resurrected Adolf Hitler. Yeah, Hitler definitely.
     
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  6. Darkwebs

    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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  7. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    I'm with ya, but what about Stalin?
    I heard he had a helluva crossover.
     
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    Harden. James Harden

    I dont care if he brought us a ring. Id be a Laker fan before supporting his ass.
     
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  9. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    That's a no-win situation. You'd have to off yourself either way.
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Welcome to the court, the new Orelans Jailicans!
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    Now Seattle Trailblazers would really piss me off.....
     
  12. Wizard Mentor

    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    Along the same lines, what do people think of Grayson Allen?
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Sure. Id kick him in the nutz....
     
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    More ugly face than meyers
     
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  15. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I'll always be a Blazers fan. I survived J.R. Rider, Ruben Patterson and Qyntel Woods. That's three pretty fucked up human beings right there.

    That said, I'd find it hard to root for a line up of:

    Russell Westbrook
    James Harden
    Draymond Green
    Blake Griffin
    Demarcus Cousins

    Too bad, they'd win a LOT of games (assuming Russ occasionally let someone else shoot in the 4th quarter), but the flopping, whining and complaining would drive me nuts.

    BNM
     
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    Jon mr. 300

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    look on the bright side. if they moved, nobody would need comcast anymore. comcast's stock would drop dramatically.


    on the other side..... fuck comcast.
     
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    Similarly, Alex Rodriguez.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Oscar Pistorius
     
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  19. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Imma hafta get back to you with my long list later ton8ght.
     
  20. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Jayson Williams?

    BNM
     

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