I cant wait for the season to start Until then, I sit here with a constant verbal fart. Spreading a lame game, tainting my own name In waiting for the main game.. The one led by Dame
Looks like Orion's getting antsy Throwing down ryhmes like a pansy He needs to step up that lame game No blame, just respect all the same I know your rapping to stay sane Your words have been better still Slipping on a banana peel Brain matter spill in isle three I'll have to throw some lines down Show you how it should be Look at riverman spitting some verbiage He's been round the block Old man's got some courage His rhymes I've no need to dissect Got nothing but mad respect Nothing left but to encourage Prunetang bringing his A game Rapping bout Ezeli If anything it's too tame But I agree with you really Uncle Festus is a beast He'll block your ass to ceiling We'll be the champ soon that's my feeling I guess we'll see soon enough I hope his knees had enough healing The Blazers are round the corner All the boys back ready to play all four quarters We added Turner and Festus Shit i can't wait no more this is torture They want to underestimate us They can lay with rest of em Cause we the best of em
The Blazers are at a crossroad Got some tough decisions ahead Who should we unload All this talk bout moving CJ Talk is all it is let the man play Dropping fitty in the RG Whether at the rim or from the long 3 Theres no denying No need for implying Hes got red and Black running through his veins Has the fans on their feet asking for more rain Some say we gotta trade Phys Ed I think they gotta bump on their head Davis is the Blazers heart Trade him and the mechanism falls apart He does the dirty work Like Norm Macdonald Planting hookers in the trunks of cadalillacs Knocking opponents around so hard They think they getting cataracts And if you think we should trade Bazz For a pick or another player Your just a hater You don't see how he makes it easy breezy Now that you think about it he's not so expendable is he? You think your clever with your trade scenarios I'll just have to make it clear Turn up your stereo If you can't here Our only hope is if Neil can move Turner and Meyers But, selling those lead contracts Is like pulling teeth with plyers Without local anesthesia Otherwise its see ya wouldnt wanna be ya
The way you act in your Blazer rap Is a truly confounding thing Man, standing pat ain't where it's at That ain't gonna win a ring Yeah the team's all right a lot of nights If the jumpshots are falling But when things get tight in the heat of the fight It's just Dame and CJ balling Though you hate that it's so, deep down you know There's truth in what I'm saying Now check out the rolls--someone young's gotta go Look at what we're paying! Look at the team, it's clear to be seen We'll have to suffer the sting Survey the scene, you'll see what I mean Gotta deal for some help on the wing.
Deadline is coming, trade checker's humming But nobody knows if the guy that is running this team will be active, if deals will be massive. Seems everyone thinks our GM gon' be passive. Clear now is the time that he ought to cut salary-- is Harkless on the way out? He's gotta be! Too many millstones on the team that PA owns Maybe Neil should consult @hoopsjock and @BonesJones. Their proposals are sick; combining contracts and picks to reshape a roster that can't seem to click. Stuck on a treadmill, don't know if Olshey will Scrounge up the balls it takes to make a big deal To swing for the fences, to try to convince us That he's got a plan to make them contenders Can't be wasting this time with Dame in his prime Putting this crap around him just feels like a crime So we wait for today and pray Woj will say That somehow Olshey traded Meyers away. Can he make that big trade and not end up played? His history has me thinking, "Not Swayed".
It's NBA trade day Lillard throwin' out a mayday For Neil to bring some help He needs to get his ass off of yelp Get on the phone with some Gms Seal a deal by the pm Get rid of Turner, Meyers and Harkless Come on Neil don't be heartless But those contracts got bricks tied to em Sinkin' in the water to the bottom All sellers and no buyers Have to throw out a 1st despite the deniers Do it Neil or your ass about to be fired
