Funny Learned something new about my wife 18 years in

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by bodyman5000 and 1, Feb 8, 2018.

  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2013
    Messages:
    19,582
    Likes Received:
    13,216
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    She had men's figure skating on when I got home.

    She was actively rooting for the skaters to fall and was genuinely excited when they did....WTF?
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    122,799
    Likes Received:
    122,787
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Ice Ice Baby!
     
    Chris Craig and riverman like this.
  3. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    28,007
    Likes Received:
    5,012
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    retired Yankee
    Location:
    Beautiful Central Oregon
  4. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2013
    Messages:
    19,582
    Likes Received:
    13,216
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Las Vegas
  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    92,736
    Likes Received:
    55,374
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Portland, OR
  6. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2013
    Messages:
    19,582
    Likes Received:
    13,216
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    This morning she was watching the highlights on the news and she was still screaming HA! each time someone biffed it.

    I'm going to be even nicer to her from now on.
     
    riverman likes this.
  7. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2013
    Messages:
    67,840
    Likes Received:
    66,592
    Trophy Points:
    113
    My wife and I had to suction cup dart guns we'd shoot at the tv screen to see if we could make figure skaters fall....I used it to shoot at Laker players shooting free throws....we'd pretend we made them fuck up...
     
  8. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2008
    Messages:
    21,370
    Likes Received:
    7,281
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Life is good!
    Location:
    Near Bandon Oregon
    Ha!
    When my kids were young, we liked to watch the Olympics, especially the Winter Olympics and chuckle when they fucked up.

    We referred to it as Watching the Highlights. Snicker!
     
    Last edited: Feb 9, 2018
  9. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2013
    Messages:
    19,582
    Likes Received:
    13,216
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    You're the guys who like it when a kicker misses a chipshot and loses the Superbowl. How rude!
     
    DaLincolnJones and Chris Craig like this.
  10. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2013
    Messages:
    67,840
    Likes Received:
    66,592
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Not if you bet big on the other team
     
  11. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2015
    Messages:
    58,575
    Likes Received:
    58,882
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Watch out...don't end up on an episode of Snapped.

    My wife gets upset when I "react" to the skaters falling
     
    bodyman5000 and 1 likes this.
  12. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    28,007
    Likes Received:
    5,012
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    retired Yankee
    Location:
    Beautiful Central Oregon
     
  13. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2008
    Messages:
    21,370
    Likes Received:
    7,281
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Life is good!
    Location:
    Near Bandon Oregon
    Yep!
    The agony of defeat shot, with dude taking the header off the side of the ski jump is exactly the highlight that began the whole thing.
     
  14. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2013
    Messages:
    19,582
    Likes Received:
    13,216
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    You're supposed to feel bad for the poor guy, not snicker and laugh at him.

    I watch YouTube videos of instant fails and people die laughing before they even know if their friends are crippled or not.

    People are evil fuckers.
     
  15. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2008
    Messages:
    21,370
    Likes Received:
    7,281
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Life is good!
    Location:
    Near Bandon Oregon
    Gosh! How do I repent? Self lashing! Oh my goodness what?

    Actually it was a regular group chuckle just like a signal when that TV spot ran.
    Horrible!
     
    bodyman5000 and 1 likes this.
  16. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2013
    Messages:
    19,582
    Likes Received:
    13,216
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    I'm being facetious. I laugh my ass off at them too. I just didn't know my wife was so mean.
     
    MarAzul likes this.
  17. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2013
    Messages:
    8,543
    Likes Received:
    4,673
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Well... I know why you married her now, that's a keeper.
     
    MarAzul and bodyman5000 and 1 like this.
  18. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2015
    Messages:
    26,285
    Likes Received:
    21,507
    Trophy Points:
    113

Share This Page