http://www.thebrushback.com/noah_full.htm<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Noah then walked to center court, removed his shirt, and performed a dance that resembled the mating ritual of the South American water fowl. When he was done, he once again reiterated his desire to be a total spastic retard in the bright lights of the NBA.</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>In the Gators locker room, Noah was the life of the party, spraying his teammates with champagne, performing an impromptu rap song, and dirty-dancing with a mortified Billy Packer. ?Get this f*cking kid away from me,? Packer told coach Billy Donovan, as Noah grinded against him. ?I?m serious. This isn?t funny. Tell him to stop. That?s it. I?m leaving. Sorry, but I have better taste in women than that.?</div>This article made me poop I was laughing so hard.
From what I've seen Joakim Noah is a pretty funny guy. Teams usually like a sense of humor, it creats better locker room chemistry. Shouldn't be at the point that he starts harrasing people and getting annoying but he's a pretty out-going funny person and it should fit in well in the NBA.
The F*ck? Impromptu rapping and male-on-male grinding? Whoever wrote this crap needs to get a life. I hate Noah like the next guy, but come on.
Just realized this came from that Brushback website and is completely fake. I thought it was kinda wierd but I've seen some wierd things from Joakim Noah
what made me know this story was fake was the part about spraying champagne..none of these kids are even like 20 Noah is a strange guy though..but he has a lot of energy and passion
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (playaofthegame @ Apr 7 2007, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>what made me know this story was fake was the part about spraying champagne..none of these kids are even like 20 Noah is a strange guy though..but he has a lot of energy and passion</div>Well, that's not entirely true... Joakim Noah's like 22, Corey Brewer is just now 21, Humphrey, 22... I'm sure there's others. I think the real problem would be having a party that's... NCAA organized. Or whatever.
