I’m A Rookie and Don’t Know The S2 Rules Thread

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    I have a really bad joke about a red thumb and a virgin blow up doll... but I wont go there....
     
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    I like how hcps insults were obviously the ones he heard back when he was in high school.

    D&D and Doctor Who. Not exactly current (yes I know Doctor Who is still on, but no one insults someone who is a Doctor Who fan anymore )
     
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    Nice try
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    ????
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Back to my S2 blowup doll merchandise I had planned. I had a prototype of a famous actor who posts here but I didn't make it very good. Drove down to a dock where @MarAzul was staying and left it with a real engineer for some modifications. Went back a month later and a disheveled Marz popped his head out and screamed GO AWAY I LOST IT

    That was the end of my business
     
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    This may be my favorite post of yours ever..
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Thought you of all people would appreciate it.
     
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    Now I gotta say...this turned out to be a quality thread! Even a broken clock is right once in a while!
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Yeah but HCP can't tell time
     
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    Only because Sly decided to post some epic pictures.
     
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    That’s racist.
     
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    Wooks hiding a boner.
     
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    Me too.:cool2:

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    Only kids look down on the term, “nerd” (except when they’re eating the candy of that name).

    My industry.... being called a nerd is a compliment.
     
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    A nerd owns the Blazers.....drops mike
     
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    you could've shown the comb over!!!!
     
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    Wookie would be perfect on the series "Vikings"
     
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    I saw every one of those shows.....what you need to link is the free throw shooting contest with team Batum, Holdahl and Hecht...now that was hilarious...Batum said something like.....Sarah...we're doomed
     
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    He plays the guitar like Hendrix.

    He’s only part-nerd.
     
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    He paid serious nerd money for those nerd guitar lessons
     
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