OT Denny Can Run His Own Libertarian Paradise Now!!!!

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  1. dviss1

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    I'm currently at war with Brasilistan!

    This shit is hilarious!
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    The Armed Republic of FromWAstan is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5 million FromWAstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

    The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

    The strong FromWAstanian economy, worth 251 billion bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,390 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

    Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. FromWAstan's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

    FromWAstan is ranked 121,436th in the world and 5,534th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 21.16 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The Rogue Nation of Barfoland is a fledgling, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 5 million Barfolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

    The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

    The Barfolandian economy, worth 281 billion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 56,396 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

    Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Barfoland's national animal is the unicorn.

    Barfoland is ranked 115,030th in the world and 5,090th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.86 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Wouldn't even want to visit.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Mine is better and I answered honestly
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    We wouldn't take your heathen tourist dollars...though, feel free to import our basket-woven restored papasan chairs!
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    Mine was a rad anarchy based military state with free college and star nosed moles. The national currency was cat ears. It got deleted by a moderator immediately. I was ranked at 44 Marx-Engels
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Can they hold 350 lbs plus?

    There are also no flimsy toilet seats that pinch your ass when they break in my country. I won't allow it.
     
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    The United States of Cascadian Uprising is a fledgling, efficient nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5 million Cascadian Uprisingians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

    The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

    The very strong Cascadian Uprisingian economy, worth 263 billion Deez Nutzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,690 Deez Nutzes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,506 per year while the poor average 10,747, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

    Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cascadian Uprising's national animal is the Hawks, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
     
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    Keep playing the game guys. Things change depending on how you handle the issues.
     
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    The United Socialist States of Damanitopia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16 million Damanitopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

    The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

    The Damanitopian economy, worth 718 billion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,933 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

    It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Damanitopia as a reminder of their "special relationship", the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, and on-duty Air Damanitopia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Damanitopia's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

    Damanitopia is ranked 92,521st in the world and 4,851st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.91 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
     
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    Last time I played a game like this I got murdered by my own people because they didn't like the law I wrote into existence.
    'Cereal is the only food allowed to be consumed by citizens of the great Cereal Nation.'
    Survived for 22 days after I enacted that law. Was pretty disappointing.
     
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    The Federation of Shaboidistan is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5 million Shaboidistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

    The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

    The strong Shaboidistanian economy, worth 222 billion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 44,566 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,698 per year while the poor average 1,552, a ratio of 220 to 1.

    All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Shaboidistan as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Shaboidistan's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

    Shaboidistan is ranked 170,682nd in the world and 7,908th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.63 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

    6.7% tax rate seems nice. IT, Pizza, and cheese, YUP, that checks out.
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Welcome to the dviss1 state of Venezuela.
     
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    The Republic of DaLincolnland is a fledgling, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5 million DaLincolnlandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

    The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

    The very strong DaLincolnlandian economy, worth 307 billion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 61,475 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,611 per year while the poor average 13,763, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

    The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, military spending is on the increase, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DaLincolnland's national animal is the Canine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

    DaLincolnland is ranked 152,174th in the world and 7,197th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.86 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
     
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    The world doesn't like Venezuela because they control their own oil. Maybe we should that too? :dunno:
     
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    The United Socialist States of Damanitopia is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 36 million Damanitopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

    The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

    The sizeable but inefficient Damanitopian economy, worth 1.29 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,739 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

    Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Damanitopia's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
     

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