OT Report: Woman Told Police That Mark Cuban Sexually Assaulted Her While Posing For A Photo In 2011

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    We will need two volunteers to demonstrate this maneuver.
     
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    I'm gonna call bullshit on that. Cuban would have to be some kind of finger banging ninja to pull that off.
     
    fumanchu, Mar 7, 2018
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    Maybe he is
     
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    Years of practice taking photos.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Please don't say who the female volunteer will be. Please.
     
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    I’ll just self identify as a woman that day.
     
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    I'm very good with my toes, in case we want to test that preemptively.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    My mind just filled with so many jokes.... but I'm going to leave that one alone.
     
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    You're already a better man than Cuban. This was the guy who had a serial pervert working for him for years.
     
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    To do what Cuban did with toes...thats some crouching tiger hidden dragon shit
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I got big legs. It'd just rip the jeans.
     
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    LOL:roflmao:
    So what will this situation be known as? The Cuban finger missile crisis?
     
    Titan, Mar 7, 2018
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    I just don't know who to believe anymore!
    Things have gone to shit! image020.JPG
     
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    Wtf is that thing?
     
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    I am not a Cuban fan at all. But this doesn't really pass the sniff test to me.
     
    H.C., Mar 7, 2018
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    Well, if only we knew about this in 2011 we could in fact do the sniff test
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Mar 7, 2018
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