Funny Trump v Biden - Who would win?

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Who would win if Donald Trump and Joe Biden got into a fight?

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  2. Creepy Joe

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  3. America

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    bodyman5000 and 1, Mar 22, 2018
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Can we start an untrained 40 year old plus UFC where you have to have some form of arthritis to enter?

    I'll be famous!
     
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    Not so fast, winners get a lifetime membership to the NRA.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Mar 22, 2018
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    Trump, easily.

    He’d offer Joe a handshake in truce then hit him with the stone cold stunner. Then he’d fuck every woman Joe loves that is over 18.
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Mar 22, 2018
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    Trump doesn't even push his own elevator buttons...the dude is a cream puff...hands never held a tool....Biden would mop the floor with old cotton candy head
     
    riverman, Mar 22, 2018
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    If it was my wife Trump came on to, he'd soon need a nose doctor.

    And I think Trump would lose a match with Biden on account of his small hands.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    He'd also be date raping some women who were under 16.
     
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    Who, Joe? Yeah.. he probably is.
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Mar 22, 2018
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Wait just a minute, Sly and I haven't volunteered for anything.
    The subject was Mr. Potato Head, aka Trump.
     
    Lanny, Mar 22, 2018
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    "AND IN THIS CORNER WEARING CROTCHLESS TRUNKS, GROPING A NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL, CRREEEEEEPY JOE BIDEN!" :rocky:
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I really don't feel like reading this whole thread. But, we need to stop letting 70 year olds run our fucking country.
     
    theprunetang, Mar 23, 2018
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