OT The official Tuesday/Wednesday off day preseason game thread;

...feel free to anything having to do with the Yanx, Sox, or for that matter, anything totally irrelevant or unrelated;

I'll start things off;

 

Boy
Our
Shabby
Team
Outplayed
Nobody

 

This is Funny.

 

I'd rather have a Sister who works in a whorehouse than be a Sox fan.

....Wait, who am I kidding?.....I'd rather ANOTHER Sister who works in a whorehouse than be a Sox fan.

 

Btw they are beating The Cubs right now in the 7th 3-0.

 

...lmao at Boston coach Alex Cora...he's obviously got a lot to learn...I suppose he thinks the Sox are going to get a ring or something for the best ST record.



Scott LauberESPN Staff Writer
Hey, first-year manager Alex Cora, how did spring training go for the Red Sox? "I mean, besides the friggin' best record in baseball ..." Cora said.

 

...hmmm...let me say it again....fuck the Sox. Their fans are a bunch neurotic mongoloids.

 

World Series Titles; Yanx 27....Sox 8


EOM

 

Mongoloids???

 

...as far as I'm concerned, I was being nice.

 

The Mongoloids won 4-2.

 

When I was stationed at Fort Devens we used to refer to the Mass Residents as Pilgrims and Turkey Herders.

 

My Wife's family hails from Maine, with many uncles who moved on to Boston for work....

It's been hell for the 36 yrs we've been married, having to tolerate her Uncles. Thankfully Kim's always taken the other road, the one not so travelled upon to NY/NY, i.e. She's a long time Yanx fan.

The only thing a Red Sox Hat is good for, is using as a port a potty while camping, or for elderly peeps who can't hold it on long trips. The only thing a Red Sox shirt is good for is wiping ones ass after shitting in the Bosox hat....

 

this is how one should raise their kids, when it comes to the Red Sox-

 

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too. Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a New York Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Yankees fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

 

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are Boston Red Sox fans.

Q: What is the diference between a cactus and the Red Sox dugout? A: On a cactus the pricks are on the outside!

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Red Sox fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Red Sox Fan.......Twice!

Q: What's the difference between a Fenway Park hotdog, and a Yankee Stadium hotdog?
A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!


Q: How do you casterate an Boston Red Sox fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Boston Red Sox baseball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Boston Red Sox fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


Q: What do Boston Red Sox fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

 

^^^funny stuff, Matts...kudos.

 

You got to stop Rob your killing me.

 

...they're also gay;