prom ideas?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>WARNING: These are NOT intended to be usedYou will most likely get a negative response if you attempt to use any of these pick-up lines when approaching women. They are funny and intended for entertainment purposes only. However, if you have already had a conversation or two with a particular woman, you can open with something like "Want to hear this funny pick up line I've heard... (insert pick up line)". This will probably make her laugh and warm up to you. I suggest only using these in a scenario such as the one described above. With that said, on to the pick up lines... just remember, don't say I didn't warn you!</div>

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

 

"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, do you think I could meet up with you in between the holidays?"

 

Those are more like pickup lines.. not ways to ask someone to prom.

 

at senior celebration I got my nails done and had it write on my 10 fingers "P r o m M a g g I e"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Apr 13 2007, 06:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>dont go to prom.it sucks.</div> :worthy:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>at senior celebration I got my nails done and had it write on my 10 fingers "P r o m M a g g I e"</div> :thumbdn1:

 

"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?" :worthy:

 

"You're going to the prom with me and we're gonna have sex after."

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"</div>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."</div>now what would add insult to injury would be if they took the bet and then turned you down.