Nowhere near as funny, sorry. Not much funnier than moonshine makin' hillbillies with "summer" teeth.
Since I grew up as a backwoods Oregon hillbilly, I feel completely free to poke fun at us. Just cause I got all that fancy book learnin don't mean I can't skin a rabbit. barfo
Barfo's reference above. The one I live near runs to the Coquille river behind the first set of hills inland from Bandon.