OT Who Should Get Each Job if Paul Allen Cleaned House and Replaced Everyone w/ S2 Members?!

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  1. BlayZa

    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    i could be APAC talent scout. could also place a call into steven adams and see if he could force a S&T for evan turner and meyers.

    i would go down in history as the best fan of all time if that happened btw.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I'll make you my head of scouting. I like pizza.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I demand to be titled Waterman....not Waterboy!
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Yeah, like you drink water. :abeer:
     
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    when the ice melts it's sort of like drinking water...just alcohol flavored water
     
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    The thought of some of these picks being reality will give me nightmares for years to come.
     
    noknobs, Apr 25, 2018
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    Just think of Greg Oden and Nolan Smith and it makes it better
     
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    I think Bones should replace free throw guy
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    As long as we're passing out Blazer positions and jobs.....I want Paul Allen's job and money....I'd wine and dine all the stars on my yacht...Portland would become the prefered destination of the best players on the planet. I'd immediately sell the Seahawks to some wealthy farmer in Iowa and relocate the team to Des Moines...the Seahawks would then be renamed the Corndogs
     
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    We need a mascot Rolo can't pick up and carry around
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    I like laundry, but I'm not sure I'd root for the Iowa City Monsantos anymore... :(

    BTW, appreciate the love in this thread. Though between GM/Cap Guru/Analytics/etc, I'm beginning to think you guys think I'm a nerd...
     
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