OT I owe the IRS $10,000 and have to pay them immediately in Green Dot Cards

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Talked to Officer Nikk King at the IRS. Very nice gentleman, said he wouldn't arrest me if I paid them today.
     
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    You know what--I would settle the issue with them on your behalf for the low, low sum of just $5,000 in green dot cards.
     
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    I first I thought you had to pay him in green cards.
     
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    H.C. Well-Known Member

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    Whats a green dot card?
    Wait am I missing something?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    It's similar to a prepaid Visa card. It's a phone scam.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I did have a very nice conversation with the kid after I explained to him that having 3 Ks in his name means he's a racist and the IRS would never hire him. He was confused by this but then had a good laugh. He begged me to stay on the phone because he was bored. Says he's 18yrs old and lives in Korea.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    North? Bastards
     
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    Well I have 24 hours to turn myself in or the police department will be showing up at my door. So far they have given me this warning 4 times and the last one about a month ago and yet no police have shown up at my door. Should I turn myself in?
     
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    Google calls me regularly to make sure I don't miss out on their business deals...
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    They're coming for you. Don't be fooled. They got those badges at the dollar store.
     
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    Low life scammers gettin' their kicks threatening people.

    This particular incident happened about 7 years ago.

    One scammer persistently called my phone with a similar scam. One day I picked up the phone and talked with them for an extensive period of time. After several minutes I told them that the FBI has their phone number and tracked them during the conversation.

    Then I told them, "Have a nice day!"

    They didn't try that bullshit we me again.
     
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    One of those guys called my mother and scared the shit out her.
     
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    Well. I have a bunch of extra cards here. Paypal me 5000 and I'll let you make payments on the rest.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I never answer my phone so I don't have the pleasure of talking to them.
     
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    Yes but if you show up with a box of donuts they will let you go.
     
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    You're going old school. I understand it's Starbucks coffee and a slice of pumpkin spice bread now days.
     
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    damnit, I knew it. The good news is that they only have 4 penalties they are assessing me so that means I got away with about 25 others. :cheers:
     
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    I thought of this classic scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers after reading your post.

     
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    oh lol
     
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    I also owe multiple government agencies perfectly round sums of money.
     
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