Notice Your worst fears about to come true!

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  1. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    We need to build a wall.
     
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    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    I was born in California in the 80's( and..........my likes quota has just plummeted.) I feel like during my childhood it was a special deal to go back for a summer vacation. Now? I am embarrassed at what it has become.
     
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  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Californians are fucking locusts.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    God is clearly angry with Portland, now he is sending locusts on us, and he still hates the Portland Trail Blazers.

    I think we should sacrifice @Orion Bailey to the Rancor in order to atone for our sins.
     
  6. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

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    Inevitable, unsustainable.

    Santa Barbara is one of my very favorite places. Beautiful Sea, lovely climate, but it became so expensive, no one that must work for a living can live there. The workers drive from Oxnard and they don't build houses there either. No water.

    It's funny to check the place out as the years pass. I have been going there with a boat for over 40 years. I call it the House line. That is the top line of elevation on the surrounding hills that are built on. It gets higher noticeably, about every five years.
     
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  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    More of this:

     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    There's water in Oxnard yo!
     
  9. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    They're already coming here like locusts. I'm not sure we'll stay.
     
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    MarAzul LongShip

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    Ok!

    They build a few of these.
     
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  11. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Just gotta time this right and move to St George.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Coming soon to a Portland Oregon Neighborhood near you

    Gentrification Fences!
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    The wall will not work.

    The Californians will hire illegal immigrants to dig a tunnel under your wall.

    The Mexican drug cartels have been digging tunnels under the wall in San Diego, for decades. They have the most experienced tunnel diggers in the world on their payroll.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Yes, new fire stations will be needed in the cataclysms, calamities, and catastrophes to ceep clam.
     
  15. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hawaii has the right idea, make the volcanoes spew lava so more land will be created, more land means more space for people to live.
     
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    We should create a Bandon Loves Californians website.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Rofl!

    My sister said she thinks Oregon should pay for Colorado advertisements on California TV.

    I suggested going full on Zoolander brain washing style.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Some are good people. :cheers:
     
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  19. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nope
     
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    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    Fuck California. I hate those assholes.
     

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