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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    OMG! I can't believe we got him! Props to Olshey!
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jun 30, 2018
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Better than cash considerations!
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I hear he's put on 20 lbs of pure muscle and is ahead of (insert here) when he was his age.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I've heard reports that he lost 30 pounds and is in the best shape of his life.
     
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    Rice would never be able to pronounce that name!
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Woah, lost 30 pounds AND added 20 pounds of muscle? This guy is a genetic freak.
     
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    Oh hell no! Don't tell me we have to pay that and take all the baggage too!
     
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    Nobody saw this coming!
     
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    It's a very Zen move..
     
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    You'll be promptly fired for leaking this gem y'know
     
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    Maybe we've scored the next best thing to Daniel Diez!
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Oh, I've also heard that he found Jesus and that his past Cocaine use is behind him. No need to worry guys.
     
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    And he'll only use Lyft instead of Uber.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Radio Cab or he's on my shit list.
     
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    With the cap space available, we were lucky to land this savy vet. He is almost in as good of shape as Mick Jagger.
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    I've always been a fan of Blankety Space.
     
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    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Nik fucking Stauskas.
     
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    I take it Olshey lost the game of HORSE.

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