Meyers snaps

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  1. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    It's a bad joke. Another bad joke? His game.... Bring attention to yourself by BEING good... Not pretending.... Who the fuck was he playing against in the video, a tax attorney?

    I'm glad he's FINALLY at Hakeem's camp which is long overdue and should've been been there EVERY offseason of his career. He sure can afford the $10K.

    That's like 1/10th of what he spent on that Double R.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Fuck him. Let's throw rocks at him on the playground!

    :smiley-195517897341
     
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    BigGameDamian Well-Known Member

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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    That's an INSULT to the great Bret Hart...

    Bret Hart is probably the coolest Canadian like ever.
     
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    Bret Hart and, honestly, they should never be worn again.
     
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    The Hitman is certainly one of my favorites along with Rowdy Roddy Piper and the great John Candy.
     
  7. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Thought we needed a big man coach. Really need a "be a man coach"
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'll NEVER be happy that his dog died. I felt terrible about it. After seeing this video I now wish she had got out and found a new home.
     
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    That totally sounded like R. Lee Ermey when he was alive.
     
  10. BlayZa

    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    did someone say there was a daily competition to see who can diss Meyley the best?

    well shit, im IN!
     
  11. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    This. The Excellence of Execution.

    Jesus H Christ.....Private Butters, why are you being a douchebag?!

    Sir, because I can't play professional basketball sir!

    If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be tears from fans, would there?!

    Sir no sir!

    Private Butters, if there is one thing I hate it is shitty basketball moves and douchebaggery, you know that don't you?

    Sir yes sir!

    Are you allowed to have bad basketball moves, Private Butters?!

    Sir no sir!

    And why is THAT, Private Butters?!

    Sir, because I suck at basketball sir!

    Because you are an overpaid annoyance, Private Butters!

    Sir yes sir!

    Private Butters has dishonored himself, and his team. I have tried to help Private Butters. I have failed. I have failed because you have not helped me. You people have not given Private Butters the proper motivation. So...from now on, whenever Private Butters fucks up, I will not punish him. I will punish all of YOU!

    And the way I see it Blazer fans......YOU OWE ME TEN MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!

    Now get on your faces.....

    Open your buttcheeks, Private Butters! They're paying for it, you take it!
     
  12. HailBlazers

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    Slow your roll shorty!!
     
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    Dudes. I watched that video once (!) and I keep seeing 11's face with those stupid sunglasses like it's been singed into my subconscious! For my mental health I'm bailing on this thread.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    wrong, my grandfather, who fought in WWII, is the coolest Canadian ever.

    (yes, I'm 1/4 Canadian! Take off, eh!?)
     
  16. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Hoser.
     
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  17. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    \Hey, only my people can use that word.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I was...um...referring to your tendency to water your lawn. Yeah, that's the ticket...
     
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    :lol:
     
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    0-Our! Noob-ish

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    1st... burned into your retinas... THEN etched into your mind for ALL eternity :unsure:[​IMG]
     

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