Lesbians twice as likely to be obese

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/stor...5012769,00.html I have my theories 1. It's gods revenge against them. 2. Pussy has more calories than a penis.

 

This is a little weird.Gods revenge, that made me laugh.I do know a lesbian that is obese. Im not making that up

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Apr 30 2007, 04:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I do know a lesbian that is obese. Im not making that up</div>

 

OMG, I just thought of something. We could start up a program (paid for by our taxes) to fund to help lesbians deal with they're weight problems. They need our support, and what better way to help out our American lesbians.

 

My thought would be men are shallow and have a lot of problems dating overweight woman. So in turn they go lesbian and find a non-shallow woman..or another obese woman to get it on with.And...?The results of these studies indicate that lesbian women have a better body image than do heterosexual women,? they wrote.Am I reading that wrong or are they saying it is a better boy image to be obese?

 

You know you're a sh*t reporter when you are doing a story like this. Anyways, kind of interesting.

 

I guess eating too much pussy is fattening.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Michael Bryant @ Apr 30 2007, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I guys eating too much pussy is fattening.</div>Plus theres no riding involved really...

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Michael Bryant @ Apr 30 2007, 05:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>guys eating too much pussy is fattening.</div> Apparently more fattening if your eating out a lesbian.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I guys eating too much pussy is fattening.</div> I meant to say "I guess..."

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Michael Bryant @ Apr 30 2007, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I guess eating too much pussy is fattening.</div>No that isn't the case, I'm not obese and I eat lotsa pussy.My theory is that Rosie is just throwing off the whole average, if you subtract Rosie I bet the means would drop conciderably.

 

the two lesbians in my grade, are obese.

 

This makes sense considering the women have no men to make them do all the work. :winkglasses: So they get fat.

 

They are not obese because they are lesbians, they are lesbians because they are obese.

 

As Mrs. Garrison would say:SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!

 

Combs hit the nail on the head (no pun intended). Fat chicks can't get laid, so they go to other fatties for comfort. Of course they feel better about themselves, because homo fat chicks are: 1. getting laid more than hetero fat chicks and 2. probably trying to deny the embarrassment a lot more than hetero fat chicks.

 

Or maybe because they're lesbian, they don't care about living up to little dicked men's stick figure barbie fantasies.That'd be my guess.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ May 1 2007, 11:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Or maybe because they're lesbian, they don't care about living up to little dicked men's stick figure barbie fantasies.That'd be my guess.</div>Ditto

 

I know a few lesbian hot girls tho, and they are even more judgmental then guys are.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ May 1 2007, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Or maybe because they're lesbian, they don't care about living up to little dicked men's stick figure barbie fantasies.That'd be my guess.</div>Obese is nothing near even pudgy, if that's what you're trying to imply.