I had a friend who used to kneel on one knee before the toilet so he could pee without splashing said toilet.
My wife is the cougar in my family. She is eight months older than me. Edit: Yes, I married the older woman.
Straight up, unless I'm at a urinal, I always sit. My son too. I never have to worry about my wife complaining about a seat being left up or peed on, and hopefully my someday future daughter-in-law will appreciate the same benefit.
I do love my pedicures. After I had my first one I was so pissed at how women had been holding out on us, keeping it a secret all these years. Besides, old men and toe nail clipping get more problematic (not to mention entertaining) as we age......... And I have been sitting to pee since my (then future) mother in law broke me in hard. One night while my wife and I were still dating, I (coming from a male dominated household) left the toilet seat up before I headed for home from their house (an all female household). This caused a very traumatic experience (something, something, something about pissy, ice cold porcelain) for my MIL in the middle of the night when she stumbled into the bathroom in the dark. After that I had my choice of sitting while at her house, or holding it for the rest of the evening. Then, as a newlywed I shared a lot of the household chores, including cleaning the toilets. It is SO much nicer and easier cleaning toilets that have not been pissed all over and then some.
Bidets built into the toilet are the coming thing in America. Europe is apparently already well on the way. I was in a plumping showroom a couple of days ago and was blown away by the selection of toilet/bidet combos. They even include warm water and a dim light for those middle of the night duty calls. Apparently bidets cut down on toilet paper use but that makes me very leery of using the available hand towels after using these contraptions. I mean, a person has to still dry their ass, amirite??? Probable bidet user????
Its the more inclusive term for vagina. https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/vagina-is-out-front-hole-is-in
Asia is where it started, because they are all about ass cleanliness. You are just so much cleaner back there. I was in the Phillipines a few years ago, and a few of the houses had hoses attached to the toilet where you just use it to spray in the back. Looked online, Amazon sells a bunch of these bidet contraptions for like 50 bucks. WELL worth it....shit will change your life. I used to have those flushable towels but this is so much better.
It certainly changed mine...... #itmaysmelllikeshittoyoubutit’smybreadandbutter #professionalturdherder
I've been struggling with this for a while now. I dropped my daughter at preschool this time last year--and mind you this is my 4th kid I've dropped at preschool--and I was worried about her acclimating and stuff like this. But to my surprise she was ecstatic. And she looked up at me, and she was so excited, so happy, that I just started crying. Never in my life have I had so little control. Thank god for my wife*, I had to actual flee and walk the sidewalks of NW looking as crazy as everyone else. So yeah, that's feminine-ish, I'm guessing.
