Funny Manly stuff you do?

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    I fart and cup the smell up to my nose and say 'GAWD DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD BREAKFAST'.
     
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    Thzt's not a manly thing to do. That's just fucking disgusting.
     
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    ...while outside and around other guys, I spit on the ground for no apparent reason.
     
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    ...depends on what he had for breakfast. :blazerwookie:
     
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    Beans and black coffee, hopefully.
     
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    It's especially great when you're sick and you can smell the sickness....mmmmmmmmmm


    I was going to post a video about fart sniffing, just for shits and giggles, but holy shit, there's a ton of them on youtube.

    This is my favorite one.



    what in the hell? Who has a camera and goes "hey, I know...let's make a video about you smelling my farts!"
     
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    ...lol...touche'.
     
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    ...I'm sure that fart had a wonderfully aromatic bouquet but she failed to set the fart on fire with a lighter...which would have been the "manly" thing to do.
     
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    WTF there is some wierd shit out there
     
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    I am sure there is a video of that too
     
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    I like this one!
    My grandsons were with us this weekend. Yesterday I got a new jar of pickles out of the pantry, took them to the kitchen and strained like hell trying to open that jar. Finally I exclaimed, it's just too hard for me! Handed the jar to Grandmother,
    and asked her to give it a try. She opened it with ease! Asked the boy if they wanted one? They were still standing there wide eyed.


    Other than that, I am back at the boat now, a manly place it is.
     
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