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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Because Rey will Mary Sue him to death. She will become so powerful with the force (without any training) that she will literally pull him apart down to the tiniest strand of DNA and he will cease to exist.
     
  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    But he can still resurrect! Snoke is Toxic Masculinity!

    The only way to kill snoke for good is by protesting with pussy hats! Only by Kylo Ren accepting that he is trans, can the dark side be vanished forever!


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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Solo was better than TLJ.
     
  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    TLJ soured me on the entire Star Wars franchise, even the originals, knowing Luke turned into a fucking loon who tried to murder his nephew while he was sleeping.
     
  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Yes it was. Although I had to completely remove the idea that it was Han Solo and just pretend it was another character in the Star Wars universe.
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Well you have now ruined it all for me.. sometimes ignorance is bliss man!! IM burning all my SW stuff this weekend.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I just kind of look at everything made after Disney acquired the franchise as fan fiction. Like, no one really believe's that how Han Solo got his name.
     
  8. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Just saw Solo. It was a good movie. Ron Howard did a swell job. It is really hard to see anyone but Harrison Ford as Han. Should have CGI'd him. The kid who played him wasn't up to par.

    The first 30-45 minutes was boring.

    Woody Harrelson was exactly the kind of mentor you'd see Han having. To bad about the betrayal stuff.

    Donald Glover was the perfect young Lando Calrissian.

    Chewy is the shit.

    The Kessel run was the best part.

    Best line:

    Han: Did the Kessel run in 12 parsecs

    Chewy: Speaks in Wookie

    Han: Not if you round down.

    Han/Qi'ra Reys parents? Hope so
     
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  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The first 30-45 was the original director that Ron Howard replaced.
     
  10. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That makes sense
     
  11. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That's why the tone of the movie changes. It goes from kinda slapstick comedy to a more serious tone.
     
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  12. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That's not probable. Solo took place 10-13 years (approx) before the Battle of Yavin.

    Rey was born 15 years after the Battle of Yavin.

    Qi'ra was born 31 years before the Battle of Yavin. So Qi'ra would be almost 50 by the time Rey was born...
     
  13. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    She is probably Ezra and Sabine's kid from Star Wars Rebels.
     
  14. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Older people have kids
     
  15. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I think it has to do with his ring. Slay him which will be a lot harder this time (he meant for Kylo to kill him in the hopes Kylo would stop being a whiny bitch and be a real bad guy, like vader but all the way. I guess it didn't work), and take his ring. Something like that.

    They are going to have to come up with a good reason for Snoke not regenerating after episode IX. I believe he will regenerate by the end of 9 and be the big baddy. He can regenerate we know this. Look at him in force awakens and then in last jedi. His dome scar is healing! He is regenerating.
     
  16. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I also think Rey and Kylo are somehow related


    Or

    Kylo: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
    Rey: So what does that make us?
    Kylo: Absolutely nothing.
     
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  17. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Rian Johnson really made it hard to salvage episode 9. Haha. I was so excited looking for Snoke theories prior to seeing TLJ, but i have no interest now.
     
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  18. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I think it can easily salvaged, even in the face of Rian Johnsons shit show
     
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  19. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Not for me. I probably wont catch it in theatres, i'll read the wikipedia summary. TLJ had me caring about absolutely none of the characters.
     
  20. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    you're then implying Han cheated on Carrie Fisher and I will not have that. :)
     
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