Forum Game 2018-19 Preseason Caption Contest #3 VS Utah Jazz

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  1. Chris Craig

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    The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on gameday. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will recieve 3 pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this year.

    Preseason is for fun and the standings will be reset for the regular season.

    STANDINGS

    @e_blazer - 7
    @Orion Bailey - 5
    @Hoopguru - 4
    @barfo - 4
    @TorturedBlazerFan - 4
    @Strenuus - 4
    @Jade Falcon - 2
    @SheedSoNasty - 2
    @Boob-No-More - 2
    @Propagandist -2
    @SIeepwalker - 2
    @BonesJones - 2
     
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    I cant get this water out of my ear!
     
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    Evan Turner displaying his new and improved shooting motion.
     
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    Dammit!!! Coach keeps telling me to kick that stupid spin move that peolple called the turnerover....
     
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    That bitch head slapped me!
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Stacey Augmon isn’t the only plastic man who played for the Blazers
     
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    Turner is surprised to discover that his head is fully adjustable.
     
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    It's called a double jointed neck, duh
     
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    Turner out indefinitely with broken neck
     
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    Oh shit! I dropped my Kermit The Frog voice box.
     
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    Evan Turner suddenly rips off his mask to reveal that he is....

















    YOUR FATHER.

    barfo
     
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    Evan Turner rips off his mask to reveal that he's truly E.T.
     
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    LICE! Gobert’s armpit brushed my head! Check me for lice!
     
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    Maybe I can turn my game around just like my head.
     
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