The wrestling with a baboon reminds me of a joke: A Texan walks into a bar in Alaska and proclaims that everything is bigger in Texas and real men only come from Texas. The Alaskan says "We've got three tests for a man to say he's an Alaskan man." "What are they?" proclaims the Texan in a loud and deep voice. Alaskan - "Well, first you gotta chug down this fifth of bourbon without breathing in one long gulp" Texan - "GIMME THAT BOTTLE OF WHISKEY!" and drinks it down in one gulp. Alaskan - "Now, you gotta sleep with an Eskimo woman all night doing all the sex you can think of and then you gotta wrestle a grizzly bear." Texan - "POINT ME TO THAT ESKIMO WOMAN". The next day the Texan staggers into the bar with his clothes all torn to shreds and looking like he was half dead all beat up and cut everywhere. Texan - "Now, where's that Eskimo woman you want me to wrestle."
No such thing. Either you were born in America, in which case you're 100% Native American, or you're foreign born.
You can't. I'm being literal, and factual. The American continent was originally uninhabited, then continually settled by immigrants throughout it's history, who are the ancestors of all people born in America, who are by definition Native Americans. Any other use of the label is disingenuous and racist.
Actually that's not the definition on Native American. Know your history, then post. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States
I fart in elevators and then turn and tell anyone in the elevator it was me without smiling or blushing.
Here's Webster's definition: "Native American definition is - a member of any of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere; especially : a Native American of North America and especially the U.S.." https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Native American
I was born in this country but according to marzy I'm not a citizen under the Constitution as he interprets it.
