After 4 games, a look at the stats

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  1. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Russ, too. Just look at him in your avatar!

    BNM
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    To me Zach looks like a Shark. Here's my nickname list:

    Starters:
    Dame
    CJ
    Layman gets no nickname
    Chief (literally what his name means)
    The Bosnian Beast

    ET (they even play the music from the movie ET)
    SAUCE (I move that his name shall always be typed in all caps)
    Great White ("ZCo" sucks. Zach's a shark.)
    Curry (goes good with SAUCE)
    Meyers (has earned his regular name back. No more Butters)
    Moe, Hark
    Lil' Penny (literally named after Anfernee Hardaway)
    Junior ("Deuce" for honorable mention)
    Biggie
     
    dviss1, Oct 26, 2018
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  3. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I like Jake from State Farm. I picture him in khakis every time I say that.

    Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
    Jake: Ugh...Khakis
    Wife: She sounds hideous
    Husband: Well she's a guy so...

    BNM
     
    Boob-No-More, Oct 26, 2018
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  4. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Lol YES!!! Khakis...

    :biglaugh:
     
    dviss1, Oct 26, 2018
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Z-ro Melanin.
     
    e_blazer, Oct 26, 2018
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  6. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I can't think of anything for Zach. I still love Poison IV for Baldwin though.
     
    theprunetang, Oct 26, 2018
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  7. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    In my head, whenever I see Zach, I just associate him with where he came from. I mentally call him Vegas.
     
    theprunetang, Oct 26, 2018
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    H.C. Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter if Nards turns into the MVP of the league.
    He shall forever be known as Nards to me.
     
    H.C., Oct 26, 2018
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  9. GrandpaBlaze

    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    Dang, and here I was hoping Evan would stay doing decent. Now you go telling me he's match his stats to Westbrick?

    Serious bummer dude!
     
    GrandpaBlaze, Oct 26, 2018
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  10. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    nicknames that are based on the first initial of a persons first name, and the first syllable of the persons last name are lame ass.
     
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    TBpup Writing Team

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    Prefer CoZ?
     
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  12. ripcityboy

    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    Well if first and last initials are lame then just humor me here.

    The one thing that strikes me about Zack is how he looks like almost every bully from a teenage karate or biker movie. Seriously, I am surpised his first name isn't Biff. But any way.... how's about Johhny Lawrence.

    download.jpeg zach-collins-0e21f886ea79c1f8.jpg

    Just throwing around ideas....
     
    ripcityboy, Oct 26, 2018
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  13. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    [​IMG]

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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    I just finished watching the new season last week. That shit fucked me up FAM!
     
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    @Boob-No-More drops stats don’t put him on IGNORE he’s filthy !
     
    Rozay, Oct 26, 2018
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  16. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I love the El character. One minute she's this lonely, crying little girl and the next minute she's tossing around a van and blow shit up using only her brain.

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    If 11 doesn't get to go with Mike to the Winter Snow Ball.... SHIT IS GOING DOWN.
     
    ripcityboy, Oct 26, 2018
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  18. SIeepwalker

    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Agreed.

    How about LEGEND !
     
    SIeepwalker, Oct 27, 2018
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  19. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    How about calling him Cobra Kai?
     
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  20. SIeepwalker

    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    How about calling him Zach or Collins ?
     
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