I am less smarter than you. I put my finger on the triangle thing and went into some bubblegum world. More time lost. I am a loser of time.
When I was 12 I was listening to Cathy's Clown, The Chain Gang, The Twist, Love Potion No. 9, Will You Love Me Tomorrow, Stand By Me, Run Around Sue, Only the Lonely and Do-Re-Mi from the Sound of Music.
I quickly got away from the music I knew when I was 12. Milli vanilli and Paula Abdul. I heard Nirvana and everything changed.
Me too, but it wasn't Nirvana, it was AIC, Dirt. "Sickman, sick man, sickman...." Then I stepped away from the radio and started paying attention to the NW regional music, and that's when I knew music would be the mainstay of happiness in my life.
I don't think I ever told this one..... Cute girl I rode the bus with and I talked all the time. I really liked her. One day she was listening to her walkman and wanted me to listen too. Said it was a band called Alice In Chains. I said PFFFTT! Sounds like a stupid chick band and NO THANKS. She never talked to me again. A year or two later I heard a song on Beavis and Butthead and was HOOKED. It was Would by AIC.....second I saw the name I had a flashback to that day on the bus.
That's hilarious because I denied them for a few years too based on their name. Never saw them in concert in Seattle because of it. That's when I learned to never judge a band by their name.
From one married man to another, DO NOT tell this story to your wife. Yes, please do share these stories with us, but, and I say this from the voice of experience, do not tell this story to your wife.
Already did. Told her we'd have never met if I wasn't so stupid. Also told her I am glad I was so stupid. Worked out. Just the other day we were watching Godless. Mild SPOILER alert if you haven't seen it. Skinny white guy in 1880s is in love with this beautiful black girl. They sneak off by a river and are about to shed their clothes and jump in when the girl's badass of a dad catches them. Right as he does....I say FUUUUUCCCKK pretty loudly. My wife laughed her ass off. She has a pretty good sense of humor.
I'm not allowed to use those words. I use to have a pretty foul mouth. Don't forget, my dad was from Alabama. Now, I've made a 180 degree turn.
It wasn't even the F word so much but that I felt bad for the homely skinny kid that was gonna get to fool around with a beautiful black girl. My wife knew what I was thinking. She also knows I check out girls at the gym. She knows it is like looking at Bentleys or Ferraris...I ain't getting one
I'll confess, my wife has given me permission to "Window Shop" but that was decades ago. Now, I don't even know her stand on the issue 'cause I've no desire for anyone but my wife, whom I love to the bone.
Once a woman truly trusts you they will point out the hotties you may have missed. We were in Vegas awhile back and she kept nudging me to look at something, for the life of me I couldn't see what she was trying to get me to see. Finally she said "look at the lady with her top down dancing in the middle of the street stupid" Nothing quite like Vegas...or a good wife.
@bodyman5000 and 1 makes it a goal to waste my time though!!! MY bitching was in fun. Also, Cant the big whiny bitch bitch about just about anything he wants? Doesn't the name provide a disclaimer that all bets are off, and I can bitch about the unbitchable? Fuck. Now you are wasting more of my time. Thanks for that!!!!
Woah, flash back. I remember that episode of Beavis and Butthead. It was "Man in a box." Then Beavis went on to sing "once I whizzed on an electric fence, hurt so bad, shocked my balls, made me take a crap in my overalls." Don't know why I remember that but I do vividly.
