I have never been so insulted that all of you are accusing me of taking an @SlyPokerDog moniker. I am anti-Sly. He's unconstitutional . he's an emoji-hassler and he's always attacking me. Most likely a pedo-dog. SlyPedoDog. Trump, sex, candy, freedom, Breitbart? Exclusive–Election Fraud Expert: Broward County’s Brenda Snipes ‘Found Ballots’ in 2012 Too Mario Tama/Getty Images 12 Nov 20183,890 2:11 Broward County, Florida election official Brenda Snipes — who is continuing to find new ballots in the recent statewide midterm elections for Governor and the U.S. Senate — was previously accused of finding ballots after an election in 2012. Government Accountability Insititute (GAI) research director Eric Eggers exclusively told SiriusXM Patriot’s Breitbart News Tonight‘s Senior Editor-at-Large Rebecca Mansour that Snipes allegedly “found ballots” following an election in 2012. Eggers said: She’s also been accused of illegally opening ballots. The Florida GOP sued her for this and when they brought her to court, they said ‘Hey, your office is opening ballots outside the presence of the canvassing board … what’s your explanation?’ And again, the woman in charge of elections in Florida’s second most populous county argued she thought it was okay because her office didn’t understand the meaning of the word ‘canvassing.’ [Emphasis added] … This is also not the first time that her office has just found ballots. There was actually a canvassing official back in 2012 that complained that heading into a weekend, they were told there were about 150 votes left to be counted and then Monday morning, well actually there are about 950 votes still to go. [Emphasis added] … Eggers said there is “clearly an organized effort to manipulate and alter outcomes,” noting that in Miami-Dade County, about 108 provisional ballots were eliminated in the midterm election because they were from individuals who had voted twice.
If you separate the thread title into two, you get: "SlyPokerDog is a giant! Asshole who can't take a little ribbing!". It is like two old time newspaper headlines: one about a giant dog, and one about some unfortunate man with an overly sensitive rectum.
I prefer to look at it as a patently obvious declarative, followed by a rhetorical question about not taking things so seriously. "SlyPokerDog is a giant asshole! Who can't take a little ribbing?"
When I first saw it, I thought it meant, "Sly is a giant among men, but his tiny ribs give him irritable bowel syndrome."