OT I don't have to read the article to know this person has made a series of very poor life choices

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    Has anyone seen @barfo recently?
     
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    I never thought of @barfo as a downtown Portland office worker.

    I have seen him pillaging unsuspecting bystanders on the willamette though.
     
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    It's great that he has the face tatoos that scream "I AM AN ASSHOLE" but the guy looks like he was clearly abused and bullied as a child.
     
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    Little known fact: That is the original working title for the Loving Spoonful's song "You didn't have to be so nice"

     
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    Hey look, I was drunk and you took me to a tattoo parlor.
    I was still pretty far gone when you handed me the hatchet.
     
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    Yeah, it was me. Just got out of jail, but they KEPT MY FUCKING HATCHET! There ought to be a law against them taking my stuff!

    Anyone have a hatchet or small axe? I will come to your house to get it.

    barfo
     
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    I have several.

    Stop by anytime and I'll "Hook you up". :cheers:
     
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    This is great. I can go to Marzy's if I need guns, and Maris' if I need axes.

    I'm all set. Maris, I'll be by around 3am. Don't wait up, I'll let myself in.

    barfo
     
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    At Marzy's you'll get a musket but when you get to Maris' just get an ax head...you can attach it to your peg leg and win every butt kicking contest in Portland!
     
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    Yep, but Sly might want it back.
    Come to my house at your own peril. I know how to use a hatchet.
     
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    The dogs will announce you, and I'll put some hot cocoa on.
     
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    Very thoughtful!

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    You put hot cocoa on your dogs?!?

    That's either really mean or really kinky.
     
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    Lucky for people like this that we live in a different time in history.


    He'd have been committed already decades ago.
     
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