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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    ET may not be a great player but he is a hilarious interview. Did anyone hear him tonight on the post game with Wheels? The guy cracks me up.
     
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    He sounds like a deaf person talking. Like his actual voice.
     
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    He sounds like Shock G's little brother to me.

     
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    Not a fan of his game. However, the best course of action is to probably to let his contract expire in 1.5 years. :(
     
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    Great, too bad we hired him as a basketball player
     
    SIeepwalker, Dec 31, 2018
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    That's why the Boston media loved him. When we tell Nets fans, "Everyone loves Ed Davis," they smile and expect a scintillating personality. Davis can hardly talk.
     
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    I knew he sucked before even watching him play. He had one of the worst RPMs in the NBA. Consistently over many seasons. That hasn't changed as a Blazer. Then I watched as Evan "My Turn" Turner periodically dribbled down the floor and proceeded to go 1 on 5, because, well, it was his turn. It turned my stomach.

    PS. This guy knows:
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    separated at birth, you decide:



     
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    So, Turner is only animated because he has a hand up his backside? I can see that.
     
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    So with about 3 minutes left in the Sixers game, the TV announcers were chatting with a woman who I assume was the sideline reporter and seemed to be talking about pot, and that Turner had never tried it. And one of them said something along the lines of 'well, that leaves more for the rest of us'. Did I hear that right? I know it's legal now but it was a little more upfront than I expected.

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    How'd Jimmy Butler do last game?
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Right!?! It's free!!

    :biglaugh:
     
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    Aminu and Green's games are nothing alike offensively IMO.
     
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    What does that have to do with anything? What are you trying to say?
     
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    Turner locked him up last game.
     
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    I really think Turner gets too bad a rap in here. I'm really trying to imagine our 2nd unit functioning without him.
     
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    Hey bro, I believe he had some sort of accident when he was a child and that's why his voice is like that.
     
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    It was pie. Not pot. The dude hasn’t had pie.
     
    calvin natt, Dec 31, 2018
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Okay? What does that have to do with the fact that were outscored by 12 points per 100 possessions when hes on the floor?
     
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