Bird Poops On President Bush

http://www.liveleak.com/view?I=c28_1180051991 Haha. You got pooped on. I've never been pooped on by a bird, and considering how much time I spend in the outdoors, it's suprising.

 

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My brother got pooped on right on his shoulder. I about cried laughing.

 

Haha, mother nature hates him too.

 

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President Bush is not a bad president. Be grateful that John douchebag Kerry doesn't run this country.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KobeBryant_24 @ May 25 2007, 07:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>President Bush is not a bad president. Be grateful that John douchebag Kerry doesn't run this country.</div> :HAHAHA:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kobebryant_24OWNEDME @ May 25 2007, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>:HAHAHA:</div>Are you laughing at me saying Bush isn't bad. Or that Kerrys a douche?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KobeBryant_24 @ May 25 2007, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Are you laughing at me saying Bush isn't bad. Or that Kerrys a douche?</div>mainly the former, but pick your poison.

 

rofl this clip is greathttp://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5drUgmxYTI'some might call it good luck'I guarantee Rosie O'Donnell is having sex with that bird right now, and by having sex I mean eating.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>No media item specified</div>lol the government took it off the net!!

 

Damn I wish I had seen this ! I bet that they did too. But I guess ya could probably find it as a torrent, but I dono who would go as far as a torrent just to see a birdie poop on someone..

 

I was coming home from mcdonalds, eating a vanilla ice cream. And I didn't know but a bird pooped on my head. So I thought it was ice cream and I was| |that close to eating it. But then I thought, "how did I get ice cream on my head?" That's when I noticed the doodoo in the middle of the white.So yeah.

 

That reminds me...Sometime this year and I swear to god this happened.I have no reason to lie on the internet. (Haha, but it really did happen)I was playing basketball at lunch and I was looking down and bird poop landed RIGHT (Less than an inch.) NEXT TO MY SHOE !I was like OMFGWTF !Haha.It's the closest that I ever came to being pooped on by a bird.

 

Closest for me was seeing a bird sh*t on the sidewalk about 10 feet or so away. I wanted to throw a rock at it, but oh well.