You named the dog after @MARIS61 and @MarAzul?!? That means it's going to shit everywhere and then blame it on a black dog.
So, this guy goes into a bar with his dog. He walks up to the bartender and says that his dog can speak and if he shows his dog can talk, could he please have a free beer. The bartender says okay. The bartender says to the dog "What do you call the skin of a tree?" and the dog says, "bark, bark" The bartender then says "What does sandpaper feel like?" and the dog says "ruff, ruff". Finally the bartender says "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" and the dog says "ruth, ruth". The bartender tells the man to get the hell out of his bar and take your phony dog with you. As the man and the dog exit the bar the dog turns to the man and says "DiMaggio?"
