Notice Trump Directed Cohen To Lie To Congress

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I can see it now:

    Trump: I am stepping down from the show. I decided I don't like where its going. Bad writing. Very bad writing. Wait this isn't the new season of Apprentice? But, there were many many contestants. Flynn. Cohen. Manafort...that guy was a straight shooter. Spicer. The Mooch. Bannon. Tillerson. Comey...that guy made a good villian for the show. Priebus. Price. Omarosa...the winner from another season. Hicks. Hailey. Sorenson...that guy was a real punch. McMaster. Pruitt. Mattis. Kelly. The list goes on. Amazing casting. The show was great. The highest ratings ever. It was yuuuuuuge!

    Giuliani: The President didn't collude. The president doesn't know what collusion means. The president couldn't have colluded if he didn't know what it means. The truth isn't truth. Its not. The Russians have nothing on the president that isn't something. There is no pee tape. I didn't say there was no pee tape. I said there was no tape that showed the President peeing. The president did not give orders to Cohen to lie to congress. He just told him to give another version of the truth. There's truth and then there is truth truth. No truth truth isn't lying. Lying isn't lying. It doesn't matter if lying is lying its not illegal. Cohen is a liar. There is no obstruction. The President can't obstruct anyway. I didn't say there was no obstruction. I said the President had an obstruction in his bladder. There is no evidence. Recordings and papers with his signature are not evidence. I didn't say there was no evidence. Mueller just delivered something to me. I will read it on air here on Fox. A subpoena? For the President? You can't subpoena the President. I didn't say you can't subpoena the President. The President will be entering an insanity plea. The President thought this was a the new season of Apprentice. This isn't the new season of Apprentice? I would like to make the announcement that I am resigning as the President's counsel. Dang, I thought I was going to win this season. Also, I am running for president.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I think he's referring to virtually any story in the National Enquirer.
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    You also do realize they (Mueller) have texts, cache, and other hard evidence that Cohen just confirmed, right?
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Also, buzzfeed and buzzfeed news are two different things. Buzzfeed news has Pultizer prize nominations.
     
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    We accept your defeat.
     
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    TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOURCES INVOLVED IN THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION ARE SAYING (A SLIDESHOW WITH ADS)
     
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    We already knew that Mueller took everything from Cohen's office. We've known that for some time.
     
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    Donald's last failed attempt …..
    donald's last trick.jpg
     
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    Michael Cohen be like

    cohen.jpg
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    So bro...

    You're in the cold water... :smiley-scared:

    Trump is literally looking into your eyes while being SAFELY on the door.... :smiley-beljise_har:

    PUSH THAT BITCH IN THE WATER AND SAVE YOURSELF!!!!

    [​IMG]

    :biglaugh:
     
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    Trump by telling Congress to investigate Cohen's father in law during an ongoing investigation with Cohen as a witness is obstruction....Trump was warned this morning after his tweet....he just doesn't get it.
     
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    Very true. But you don't know WHAT was taken. Soon, all of us will know.
     
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  16. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    He's saying the Trumptanic is sinking.

    barfo
     
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    Do I really have to explain that metaphor for you....

    OK.. So you're Leo's character Jack and Trump is Rose.
     
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    Edit: Time for the RATs to abandon ship.
     
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    For months on end people have said "ok this is the thing that does him in..."

    I think by next Wednesday we are on to something else.

    Nothing matters.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Except that in this version Rose is already very old when it sinks.

    barfo
     
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