Coffee: how u roll?

Hey, I'm coming to your house before I go anywhere else in the morning. I'll even bring the homemade apple turnovers or cinnamon rolls (homemade).

 

Excuse me, I've gotta go puke.

 

Can't stand artificial creamer.

 

I got what I thought was a nice burr grinder from Amazon. It sucks. I'm thinking it's the grinder and not the process.

 

Nothing worse than coffee that's too weak or too strong. With the strong coffee I can at least add some water. If it's weak coffee, you're stuck.

 

I used to have a fucking hand grinder that went into an Aeropress.

 

Try some Boyd's beans. Best coffee I've ever tasted. It's served at The Old Spaghetti Factory and at The Original Pancake House.

 

I'm drinking more cold brew coffee than anything if I go to a coffee spot.

No cream, no sugar.

 

Ah, so you're the one that bought my old coffee maker that I used as a urine collection vessel. People usually smelled it first and then never bought it, but you were the guy that just looked without smelling and then bought it. Geez, I never thought I'd get two bucks for it.

 

No sugar, one cream for me.

 

Double espresso with a sugar cube.

 

We have a Kuereg. Im almost exclusively Don Roma Kuna flavor.

but, cook condensed milk in a crock pot in mason jars for hours and turn it into a thick caramel sauce. One spoonful of that and a squirt of hersheys choco syrup in my beer mug of a coffee cup and i'm good to go.

 

Strong, straight, and hot. (Just like me)

No creams, flavorings, crumbles or doilies.

 

I get the darkest roast I can find, put in at least one extra heaping tablespoon beyond what my coffee maker recommends, and drink it straight. Bliss.

 

Wow!
That sounds Hot and Black!

 

I BUY MAH COFFEE AT THE GUN STORE.

 

I wasn't talking about @dviss1 but yes he is!

Seriously, though - I love, love, love the taste and smell of coffee. The drawback is if I don't have my coffee in the morning I will get a horrible headache from caffeine withdrawal and Tylenol won't touch it.