OT WTF -- USPS guy drops off blank...

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  1. Orion Bailey

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    You had an opportunity to create giant sewer animals and you had them pick them up???? SMH.....
     
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    He probably kept them
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Neither of these 2 fishy stories makes sense. The common thread is who's telling them. You.

    Clear your conscience right here. Spill the beans.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I bid $21.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    You made only 3 errors.

    Telling the police.
    Telling the mailman.
    Telling basketball fans on the internet.

    Other than that, you handled this perfectly.
     
    jlprk, Jan 26, 2019
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  6. Fez Hammersticks

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    Mailman drops off packages - seven in total. Six on the first dropoff, seven after he returned with one he forgot.

    Tan envelope is on top of the large pile of boxes.

    I open the obvious boxes containing my vinyls -- One by one I open said boxes on my porch - including the envelope which was completely blank; Something that I didn't notice until after I found the pills. Like I said, I had seven boxes delivered, which I opened one after the other.

    The photos I took were seconds after I cut open the envelope.

    That's literally a play-by-play.
     
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    You aren't being clear enough, go into more detail. This is just too vague.
     
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    Shoulda ate the pills.
     
    tlongII, Jan 26, 2019
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    I threw away a whole bunch of oxycodone as well as a pint of morphine. That's before I learned of proper disposal. the oxycodone was originally for me but I developed a nausea to it. The morphine was for my mother-in-law when she came home to die of cancer but she didn't want any of it. All of it went down the toilet. The sewer eventually ends up in the Willamette, the same river Tualatin gets their drinking water from.
     
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    I can't take any more of this intensive second degree. He sold them to me. Damn, caught again.
     
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    Next time document it. I'll bet you didn't even dust for prints or test for DNA. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
     
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    Same thing happened to me last week.

    #stillhigh
     
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    WE NEED TO BUILD A POSTAL WALL!
     
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    Yeah, and get the Mexicans to pay for it. I hear they'll pay for any old dumb thing.
     
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    You were right in calling to tell the police about the 100 oxycodone pills you got in the mail.
    I'm glad you got them off the streets by giving them the 50 oxycodone pills you got in the mail.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, Jan 26, 2019
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    Are the cops going to let you know what happens? That mailman seemed sketchy when you showed him the pills and he denied delivering them. Asked for them back, then when he found out the police were coming he got out of there quick.
     
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    smh white people always snitchin
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, Jan 27, 2019
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