Exclusive I pissed off my wife last night

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    I told her that those women in white looked like they were part of a churches stitch and bitch group and hadn't had a man in a while..
    I keep putting my foot in my mouth in my senior years!
     
    Hoopguru, Feb 6, 2019
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    Is your wife hotter than all of them?
     
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    Are you letting us know so that if you stop posting we know where to have the police start...?
     
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    My wife still is pissed I didn't vote for Hillary....I'll never hear the end of it...."Who the fuck is Gary Johnson? Now you see what you did?"
     
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    Lord have mercy! YES
     
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    That a boy!
     
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    In my senior years I've come to realize it's time for women to run the world again ..men just don't have the temperament or attention span...not sure it will happen in my lifetime but hey...at this point when it comes to politics I'm in the Trader Bob mode
     
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    I don't know, I think we are at the end of the Trader Bob era. Trump is Shawn Kemp.

    Time to admit chemistry and character matter.

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    At least you didn't piss on your wife.
     
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    If we allow it, they will!
     
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    Oh good lord if I ever tried that she’d get rid of them Spanish flies! No sir..
    I treat her like a lady!
    Remember that song?
     
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    Beats looking like a misogynist asshole
     
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    Join the club. I think every married man goes thru this.
     
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    That moment you realize something is just not right and you delete the long post you almost sent... because you misread the title thinking it said last night i pissed ON my wife....
     
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